Pharrell Spazzed...

shouts out to mediatakeout...

The negro goes crazy because Emory College Students were too close to the stage. He actually tells one person "You're ruining the f***ing show get back" (or something like that)

The bad thing is after all the abuse, he yells out "who came to party!" and everybody cheers. Wow, maybe people do like a little abuse.

This Dad is An Asshole...

Can't you just see him gloating and rubbing it in his kid's face afterwards?

"Thats why you dont mess with the Dad-Train Son!" or
"In your Mom's Face!...Tonight!"

I like how BannedInHollywood said he was probably the guy who got juked on in the game and then got beat up for it.

lmao...

I Have Seen The Epitome of DNS

DNS: Dumb Nigga Shxt

I mean no disrepect by the word nigga (in fact its one of my favorite words) but I mean all disrespect in the world when I apply the tag DNS to something.

The Stanky Legg (ohhh its so cool to misspell words!) is the epitome of all DNS in the world.

Not only is the song terrible but the video involves all things associated with dumb niggas: sexy girls, dancing, unnecessary special effects, basketball, the word "swagg" (ooo I hate that word so much), and probably more but I just could not watch anymore without killing myself (it's kinda like watching the Ring tape)

I in no way will post that crap and make them feel better about themselves so I'll link to Self-Grandeur where I found out about this abomination.

MLK would be so proud of them...

One of THE Funniest Blog Posts Ever...

I like to think that I am the most witty and funny guy on the internet (or at least top 10) but when I see a post like this...I die...of laughter
































Im sure only like 4 people on earth understand this joke but let me halfway explain...the guy he's talking about did some...questionable things to another guy in a tiger mascot suit during a pep rally that was so funny we (I) coined the term "Date Rape Walden (or Waldon...or is it Walten?)"

So yeah if you're interested click the picture for the blog.

The Oh S#%* Moment

An intellectual property that I have been trying to coin lately is what I call the (pardon my language) "Oh Shit!" moment.

I named it this because this is what I believe everyone wants to yell at the exact moment when they notice all their plans, hopes, or expectations have gone straight to hell!

I imagine you may want visual aid of this so here are a few:


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You see the face he made in the fifth square (where it looks like he may say "Oh Shit!" or some variation of it) that is the essential Oh Shit moment (not to mention completely funny)























This is a classic example of (photoshopping) the Oh Shit moment (although I have no real commentary about this one)

So yea, long story short The Oh [expletive] Moment happens to everyone (and I should patent it instead of blogging about it)

(good job finishing strong mr.blogger...that was sarcasm...and me blogging to myself...disregard)

Jeezy is Pissed...

at the guy pictured above (whose name I refuse to type into my blog)

If I remember correctly in this My President is Black Remix (feat. Jay-Z who obviously reads the chain letters he gets in his Yahoo inbox) he tells that certain guy to...(wait for it)

Eat A Dick

wow...strong words Jeezy (not completely wrong though)

Woah-quin Phoenix

Once a great actor Joaquin Phoenix decided to become a rapper (like Patrick Swayze?) and this is what happens.

It doesn't get anywhere near good until about 1:30 when he starts jumping like a 4-year old who just learned the pee-pee dance...then the closer happens

he

FALLS

OFF

THE STAGE

shame...

Is It That Serious?

Are you just TIRED of your hair getting into your way when you're eating noodles? Does it make you dread the thought of slurping on your favorite oriental-inspired treat? Well the Noodle-Guard is for you!

Now that I've made the most homo-erotic statement ever...I must ask ANYONE...wtf?

Fun Fact

I find it HI-LAR-IOUS that apparently President Harrison had the longest inaugural speech ever in the cold and died of pneumonia a month later (death isn't funny...but come on) possibly from being out in the cold for so long.

I hope Obama does better...too bad I'll be like the only nigga not wearing an Obama shirt tommorow.

Because That Totally Equals A Win...

Pittsburgh's mayor changes his name from Luke Ravenstahl (iiiirony) to Luke Steelerstahl...double you tee efff?

The guys where I read it from even broke it down to say that stahl is German for steel...so his name is Luke SteelerSteel...ell em ay ohhh (phonetics!)

Funny...but he's a dummy.

Pacman, Nooooo!

God how many chances does this nigga get! Normal people would be in jail already for the stuff he does. And then there's this, the nigga says "I LIKEDED the SKRIP clubs"(at about 2:11) WTF!!!!

I have no problem with the vernacular (heck I slip up too) but when you're on TV, and already the posterboy for dumb nigga shxt (dns for short!) you should learn to pronounce your words!

Pacman, I hope you lose your job...and have to work like a normal person...preferrably in a SKRIP club.

This Is Why They Say "Eff The Police"

Oscar Grant was shot and killed while CO-OPERATING with the police (watch the vid...be dismayed) And this happened in front of everyone on the subway (while they were filming...obviously)

Its apparent the Cop knew what he did just look at his stupid expression afterwards (he resigned already)

Click here to do some positive shxt about this.

Stuff You DONT Need To Know

Yes, that picture is a step-by-step on cleaning your toilet with Coke(aine) We all know everybody loves some Coke(aine) but apparently toilets love Coke(aine) too!

The real story is here

Wow...Classy

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Just look at the ticker at the bottom...

Somebody probably told them it would be funny...its not...die slow Jen and John C.

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The Economy is THIS Bad...

Or public schools are really THAT bad, because an Alabama man sold crack and pills for...(drum roll) GIFT CARDS!!!

The only stupider thing could be giving receipts with the crack...

Dragonball Z All Over Again

So yea no matter how much you deny it EVERYONE has either seen Dragonball Z or made a crude joke about the name (in some cases both)

But thats not the point...there is NO WAY that Dragonball Z can be made into a live action movie (although they're trying) It is too effing unreal to even try to make look real. Lets look at this:

Piccolo
- The alien (not the sticker and/or roller) okay yeah, there are good special effects artists but come on.

The Kamehameha/ Spirit Bomb/ any laser blasts.
- Will not look cool coming out of a live human.

Super Saiyan Hair
- Normal human hair doesn't point like that (and never will) and will look quite dumb no matter how hard they try.

Im just gonna stop there since this is starting to sound like a nerd rant (I save those for myself) and I'll just post the trailer I found on YouTube.

Is it THAT Serious?

So at about 0:35 in the video Jets DE Shaun Ellis picks up a snowball the size of a small child and tosses it into the stands...hitting one guy(or girl?) in the FACE

He says its because fans were throwing snowballs (and they were...) but he sure does know how to take it out on ONE PERSON.

Refs Are BEASTS!!!

So yea,(months) after this referee exploding on a player an NFL ref (forgot his name, im sorry...) forearm smashed Kenneth Darby (the running back) in the FACE...mask

Why are the refs going crazy this year in football?

Incredible Fuckery...

that you can only see if you click this link (mainly because Im lazy right now)

My commentary on the subject would be something like I cant believe someone would actually have the audacity to do this with a straight face. Umm...who takes UrbanDictionary.com seriously (its seriously funny though)...come on Houston? with that whack ass slang that cop who distributed it should be shot.

You'll only understand those ramblings if you click the link and read the ghetto handbook (oops let it slip didn't I?)

Wii-mote? More Like WEED-Mote!

For all of you who don't know (like me a day ago) Hemp IS weed, or more likely rope made from cannabis or something like that. So I find it very odd that someone would make a Wii-mote covered in what is more than likely a very illegal substance.





















The jackass in me wants to say something like "What happens if there's a house fire?" or "I wonder how that'll affect his Wii Fit Age?" (by the way, it called me Obese >_
Read more about it here.