A Success Story...

This is Olivia Munn...

She helped host Attack of the Show on G4 (the video game channel)

She sucked...

She looks good and gave nerds awkward boners...

And now shes got an issue of Playboy...

Lesson: Even if you suck at what you choose you can succeed (sorry Ms.Munn <3 lol)

Clipse and Ms.Keri - Eyes on Me

Boy oh boy did I not post this for the song (mainly because all the links are dead now). What I want from this post is for somebody to tell me if what I think is going on in this picture really is?

If no one responds...Ill just take it as...you hating me...(please dont hate me)

You can listen (but not download) here

Prancer

One of my favorite Flavor of Love Girls apparently got her boob job and IMMEDIATELY took nude pics (too bad I wont post em here). Great for me (and you of course)

In honor of the big One Oh (Oh-Oh-Oh) she gets the I Love tag.

I think the bellyring is what gets her the honor (have not seen many uggo's sportin the belly ring.)

Ode to Naked Pop Stars

So Wiz Khalifa freestyled over Best I Ever Had to honor Cassie and Rihannas new venture into porn.

Its funny but could be better, but I like it.

So to join the party I decided to craft a haiku:

Rihanna, Cassie

I see London, I see France

I see nipple rings

You're A Rockstar Pornstar!

Rihanna, Kelis, and (drumroll please...) Cassie!

All three are now officially pornstars (and the internet must surely be on fire). Kelis has a sextape, and Rihanna...and CASSIE...have nekkid piktographs (want a link? its called Google) and all I can say is wow. Especially since this is probably three publicity stunts...well not Kelis since its the reason shes getting divorced.

Better yet, its Cassie before the whole crazy haircut thing.

I could rambe on, but im more interested in finding out how I can be a pornstar...joking of course.

Christina Milian

I looked at my page today, and realized...

ITS OVER 9000!!!...views...so as unprepared for this as I am I have to do this for the readers.

Soooo...Christina Milian?

Shes pretty right? Cant sing very well, but who cares? (that's what the auto tune wants to know)

So uhmmm, sorry, but no good commentary heres some pictures....yeaaaahhhhh:

Cassie...No

I know Im massively late but I have nothing to blog about and cant go two days without a post. So take a look at Ms. Cassie's new 'do.

She claims she needed a change...WTF

Obama becomes President and niggas do this! Cassies you lost a few sexy points on that one :(

Ciara

We made 8000! and for that I present the alluring Ciara.

The main reason she won this spot is because of Love Sex Magic (to which I must repeat, OMJ) and that revived my desire to Google the hell out of her (which sounds a lot more dirty if you dont know what Google is)

And since Im sure nobody cares about the dialogue of this post here are the aesthetics:

I Have NEVER Wanted To Be Justin Timberlake Until Now...

I would kill to be Justin Timberlake in that video....Oh wait I forgot to say its Love Sex Magic by my love Ciara.

Jesus Christ is she incredible in this video...Jesus Christ...OMJ (oh my jesus...)

And now that Im done being an awestruck fan...didn't anyone else notice the Beyonce jabs?

Keri Hilson - Knock You Down Video Feat. Kanye & Neyo

I actually really like the video (and its not just because I'd kill a man to meet Keri Hilson...) I just dont get why she chose two of the most suspect men in the business to be her love interests.

The Air Yeezy's make an appearance as well.

Nicole Scherzinger

In honor of 7000 (see how that works guys? ehhh?) another one is inducted into the I Love... Series.











































Nicole Scherzinger...(or Scherzenator since Im sooo unsure of the spelling) is pretty sexy. The site that I got the pictures from seems to love to refer to her as Jizzfinger (which was an lmao for about three to four times) and seems to question her fashion choices.

Honestly as a dude, I dont really care just look at those pictures down there:

Natasha

In honor of 6000 views, its time for a new installment in the I Love... series!

I saw this video yesterday...and I must say, I think I love this girl!


Natasha - Sidekick from Choco on Vimeo.

She looks like a mix between Ciara and Keri Hilson to me (both of whom, I would cut off a toe to meet) and although I really didn't hear the song while ogling her there is a pretty funny part in which she exploits an extremely loose V-neck shirt.

Too much talking, so here's some pictures:

Meagan Good

In honor of 5000 views (70 something ago) I present Meagan Good!

I really have a love/hate with here but today of course I love...

A lot of blogs that posted some of these made SURE to point out that she is holding her hands like that to hide a nipslip but the pics are just undeniable.

Funny thing though, remember Cousin Skeeter (no pun intended)

The last one obviously has a fake signature (unless I spelled Good wrong)

Keri Hilson

I've been waiting to post this. Keri Hilson is my kind of girl, tall, sexy, and she tell it like it is yo!

She's been starting to show up more and more so I feel like this is a good time to show her off (maybe I'll get some Google search love). I also remember reading somewhere that she said she'd never date an athlete or entertainer (which raises our (my) odds of success!)

And now the ever-essential eye candy:








(Click for full size!)

Cassie Ventura

Another to add to my list of incredible girls (the pictures on the right bar---->)

Cassie Ventura































Stepped on the scene with that (slightly annoying) song Me and U, then slipped back off the scene. She came back up again doing more modeling than singing (and I love her for it!)

So enjoy some eye candy (but don't go too far)













































































Oh yeah this was a low budget version of Me and U where she shows that the song IS basically about her fellatio skills



(and she falls)

Arekah

I was still reeling from Diznee when I came across Arekah on Kanye's Blog. And all I have to say is OhhEmmGeeeeee!!!! Those Eyes (among other things) are so INCREDIBLE!

Here are a few of my favorites from the one's posted on Kanye's Blog