Mandals...

One thing I've noticed about college is the fact that you need to be comfortable when walking. This however DOES NOT grant the right to constantly rock mandals.

Mandals are defined as a manly (if that much) pair of sandals. If its thonged its probably a mandal. They're just unbecoming really, I can see at the beach or in the shower or whatever but just walking around all day with them is wierd to me.

Dont get the wrong idea though, these are flip flops (or slides if you will) and are completely fine to wear whenever, I just for some reason have a problem with mandals.

I dont know maybe Im crazy but mandlas just look awkward to me.

Nike T-Shirt Gun Commercial

Dont you just love commercials that make no sense?

Like how weird was this, and yet it was pretty funny. Especially Steven Jackson taking the shot point blank (we've all been in that situation before once or twice)

Drake - Best I Ever Had Video

Drake "Best I Ever Had" from kwest on Vimeo.

Massively late on this one but I've just got one thing to say...

What the hell??

This is some pretty hardcore softcore porn (and by the way, where did they find these girls?)

Now that that's out of the way, it has an interesting take on the song, Im glad that its kinda different and not just Drake video sexing while we all watch (that would be creepy) And one last thing...that is one tall biotch on the opposite team.

I Thought This Was Funny As Hell

As long as I can wear em when Im doing flips and shit!!

And if a Bill's employee is reading, Id like my advertising payment in the form of an FSU hoodie...

RIP PizzaHut

Apparently Pizza Hut is rebranding as "The Hut"...Die please, marketing/advertising team.

It sounds soo hipster (and not in a good way) and I think that they will lose most of the people who dont know about the switch. I think the conversation would be like this:

"Hey dude...Im soooo stoned"

"Yea Man lets get some Pizza Hut...Im hungry as balls"

"Haha yeah, *dialing number*"
Hello, can I get a large pizza with everything you've got in the kitchen and two and a half P'zones...without the box"

"Ok, Debit...wait what the fuck is The Hut, I want Pizza Hut *throws phone against the wall*"

...I should totally write for FOX shows now.

TFLN

Funny ass site (almost as funny as FML, really) Im not getting paid for advertising so...thats all Im gonna say lmao...a few of my favorites though:

(303): Some wasted-face girl just asked me what my top 10 sex positions were... I listed off the 4 i actually know then proceeded to list off plant names. It got weird when she said she had tried snapdragon...?

(281): had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.

(703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

Charles Hamilton Got His S*** Rocked

Im super late due to all of the stuff going on lately, but apparently the chick that rocks his piece is his assistant/girlfriend and they made up already but how funny is that.

Look at his face after the hit, its like he's been there before.

Hes a skinny dude but he can apparently take a punch.

Michael Vick-tim

Yep Vick's out and everyone wants to be the first to rip him a new a-hole (no homo...because Bubbles probably beat us to it)

My only problem is, he served the time, so he should be good right? Everyone wants to make an example out of him to make themselves popular. I say leave him the heck alone until he does something else stupid, at the very least.

And as far as what team he's going to? Probably the UFL (the new league they're creating) or the Canada league because I doubt anyone's gonna let him get back into the league without and intense fight.

Im starting to ramble so let's just see how it unfolds...

Arguments

While locked in an argument that Im not even sure what it was about I realized something. Its not about what you know its about HOW LOUD YOU YELL

A male vs male argument is 70% volume. Thats why when there are more on one side they are sure to win just imagine a football argument. The guy throwing out the facts like a civilized human is sure to lose.

A female vs female argument from my understanding (I've never had one...) is the same. Thats why ghetto girls are good at arguing because they have no off switch.

A male vs female argument is an awkward one to guess. there are no true rules to it usually the female wins because of obvious unspoken reasons but Id rather not delve into that now.

Long story short, in a bind? YELL LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT...and maybe just maybe you'll win

(is it just me or does the word look/sound weird now)

Top 60 Ghetto Names

Lets put aside how possibly racist this video is and just absorb the hilarity for at least a moment.

Fri'Chickenisha?

Obamaniqua?

GGUUURRRLLLL?

Hilarious...(okay now you can call them racists...the bastards!!!)

Where Hilarity Happens

Its moments like this that I wish I watched basketball.

Did you see his headband??

Feel Like Jerkin?

Funniest name for a dance ON EARTH.

Who thought of it? I really wanna know who was either that clever or stupid to make a dance (that looks half like the stanky legg...which I hate) with a double entendre of a name.

Its the funniest thing. You can literally say "Im gonna go in the middle of that circle of people and start jerkin" or "bruh look at this video of me and my girlfriend jerkin yesterday" the possibilities are freakin endless!!!

And to answer your next question, no, I cant tell if Im being sarcastic or not either.

Swine Flu

Yep gotta lay my two cents in on this one. If I hear about this supposed "swine flu" one more time I may have to kill someone myself.

I really dont see a connection between the pigs and the flu so why are they giving pigs another reason to be looked down upon and scaring the chitlins(pronunce it phonetically) out of everyone else?

Also, come on Mexico, step your game all the way up. First you lose the Mexican war, then theres this whole immigration thing, now you start a (supposed) pandemic!? They are really sucking at being America's beard.

Im really not saying anything other than bull right now so I'll end it here.Oh yeah and eat pork, bacon, and if you're lucky honey ham, because you definitely wont catch this "swine" flu from eating.

The Most Unintentionally Funny/Dirty Bag Ever

After reading it, Do I even NEED to explain why?

Hilarity ensued after reading this of course.

What's So Bad About Comic Sans?

I keep reading (mostly on Yahoo) that people are trying to get Comic Sans banned. WTF, is it all that serious?

People's main arguements are that its childish, immature, etc. ITS BASED ON COMIC FONTS, and last I checked comics are for the childish, immature, etc. (and cool ass people like me)

The designer says he hates it too, but he said:

"If you love it, you don't know much about typography," Mr. Connare says. But, he adds, "if you hate it, you really don't know much about typography, either, and you should get another hobby."

Well, I (claim) to know a little about typography, and though I definitely dont use it, I would if it fit my needs. Thats what people dont get, nobody is forcing you to use it and most of the people that do use it dont know how to get other fonts or it's probably the most fitting thing for that project.

And since that short attention span is starting to kick in I'll end on this.

I use Comic Sans...but Fuck Courier (hate that crap)

Well...Thats Inappropriate

This is allegedly the 70's era logo for the Catholic Church’s Archdiocesan Youth Commission.

Let me pause to politelyy Laugh my Ass Off.

When I first say it I thought "who would really make a logo of a lady giving birth" until I noticed the collar.

Then I saw the "light"...that it looks as if a child is orally performing for a Catholic priest, can we say conspiracy? (or LMAO at least)

Yo Mama So Fat She Caused Global Warming

Is now not just a (lame) crack. According to some scientists they really believe fat people are helping global warming.

They say over eating fat people bring need for more food production which is a leader in CO2 emissions and they need bigger stronger cars to pull their massiveness and use more gas.

And to this I say

LMFAO

Wow if I remember correctly thats some circular ass reasoning and really even though it seems feasible it just makes you look stupid to imply that. Thats like saying "Its not MY fault, its that fat guy over there who's not gonna stand up for himself if I blame him"

Yeah, Scientists who proposed this, die slow...

The Funniest Typo You Missed

Too late now but you guys missed out on yours truly's funniest mistake in a while.

"Obama becomes pregnant and niggas do this! "

Yea bad spell check usage there lmao. The reader who can point out which post it came from wins a special post...maybe.

Boy Im glad I learned to lol at myself.

A Monster Fail

Monster Cable, sellers of those Dr Dre headphones that Charles Hamilton and Keri Hilson seem to love, apparently were caught in false advertising (among some other stuff EnGadget points out here)

Wow they posted that pic on their website and continued to blast Monster for faking it. I always knew that those quotes were bull when people were advertising.

I dont really care now that I see that, especially because I never planned to buy those headphones...they cost a hell of a lot, but they shouldve known better, I mean how long have people been catching fakes and hoaxes on the internet.

Cassie...No

I know Im massively late but I have nothing to blog about and cant go two days without a post. So take a look at Ms. Cassie's new 'do.

She claims she needed a change...WTF

Obama becomes President and niggas do this! Cassies you lost a few sexy points on that one :(