Stolen Knowledge

Is not just a cool name for a blog (take notes son!!!) but its also a bunch of quotes I decided to steal from my buddy Stickani (which she seems to prefer to be called online) over here

Delve into the deepness:

"How come a couple hundred people die from Swine Flu & everybody wanna wear a mask. But millions been dyin' from AIDS & no one wants to put a condom"
-Daundre.

"I learned that if you want it you do it or else you'll waste your life thinkin about it."
-Joe.
(OMG thats meeee!!!11!1!)

"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."
-Abraham Maslow

And on that note, the end for now...

If You Aint 'Nole

I was accepted to FS motherfreakin' U son! That does not make up for my lack of good content though. Im sorry...I'll go kill myself now...or later...in TALLY nigga!!! (if I choose to go there...)

That is all (and yes that was a pun at the top)

R3AL Thoughts...

Every once in a while I do these posts (since they are a quick way to get out a lot of ideas without separate posts)

So my thoughts:

- OJ Simpson deserves the relentless anal rape he will receive in prison. If you get away with murder...YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO DUMB SHXT ANYMORE!!!! (33 years is too short)

- I flippin' hate the concept of time, I guess Im just afraid of change or something like that but they need to hurry up and make a time machine or something.

- Fast or speeded (or is it sped???) up music is sooo dumb...but it is soooo catchy. Im ashamed of myself for liking some of it.

- Good beats go to bad rappers (see Solja Boy)

- I need to learn to live without regrets...because they are so gay (no offense)

- Having feelings makes me feel...awkward

So yea, you just delved into my psyche...how does it feel? (that's what she said)

Deciembre?

I didn't know it was December till like 11:00 AM today >_<

24 till Christmas, 11 till that DAY (a note for me), some unimaginable number (i think 30) till new year!

Oh yeah, if you take a look at the Archives November posts (101) are not even in the ballpark of the 145 from October...and waay away from the 40 something of September so if you're a new reader....you've got some catching up to do (please???)

OH YEAH!!! Its World AIDS Day today, so keep that in mind and in your prayers I guess.

Its All Good Apparently...

Or at least 70 - 80%. That's what the vote is telling me. So we (I) will be keeping the 3 column layout and let's pause for...

[CROWD NOISE!!!! AHHH!!!! OOOOHHHH!!!]

But I digress, Im surpirsed so many people voted and that one person (I know who you are...) voted for me to kill myself (wait a couple years and maybe I'll do it for YouTube). So yeah now I need to think of something else for all 10 of you to vote on...

Notice Anything Different...

Yea, new background I'm trying out and I removed the neglected ahhh chatbox. If u wanna say something use comments (which more people are using and it makes me do this ^_^)
If you haven't figured out, thats my Favorite emoticon.

If you do graphics send them to me (Man Sk8s...another inside joke) and they will be featured alongside my own in a slideshow that's going in the c-box's (why does that sound dirty?) spot.

Make it Rain on Em...

Another follower/friend of mine brings up this good point about making it rain last night and he already blogged about it. And the funny thing is what he hath spoken is truthful (yes I AM trying out Olde English)

My favorite line is something that I thought about doing myself

To make things more interesting would be to throw monopoly money, or the fake money from the dollar store that little kids can play with. Or better yet, having a gallon of silver change and pennies, then the rain would drop as rain, but hurt like hell.

So check out Desolate-Civilization for the meat and potatoes.

My feelings...

Haven't really blogged about my feelings (ever...)

But since Im trying to keep myself from screaming profanities since I didn't make the cut for an internship at Apple (WTF by the way) Im gonna say a couple of quick thoughts

- Diznee is one of the sexiest girls ever! (and if I get as much response as last time I'll have to post a lot of more pics of her)

- Apple how could you?

- Cockblockers run rampant nowadays (and have NO shame)

- Kenny...kill yourself lol (I know he'll never read this)

- That Foxy Brown song was like the first ever connect recieved for this blog (made me feel trill)

- I need more effin' page views (I'm a whore like that...and like that)

- Leave me comments because it makes me feel like Im not wasting my time (like with that Apple meeting...)

Frustrations out for the most part so regular posting will resume tommorow...now is time for the public humiliation but sleep first...

Fourth Follower!

Yes finally number four

Tiffany Raye

She seems fairly new to blogger since she joined in October 08 (and no that doesn't sound stalkery at all, its on her profile ) Her blog is Claiming Her All (and I'm manly enough to say I like that title).

But yea next follower (the infamous #5) will be THE LAST ONE to get one of these posts since it adds a contest-ey (woah....get your mind out of the gutter) feel. So yea, thanks followers, regular readers, and even the people who made it here by mistake :D

Tell Everyone about The R3AL

Yea I'm starting to feel real insecure about the small amount of 2000 views in a month and a half...come on tell your friends, enemies, parents, teachers, and miscellaneous associates. In fact here are FIVE reasons why you should:
1. Because you read it (hopefully) and you are COOL
2. Because it DOESN'T suck (which is my #1 goal)
3. Because Myspace gets boring when you have no messages
4. Because Facebook is freakin' hard to use (for a beginner like myself)
5. Because my President is Black (and my blog is too, and I'll be god damned if I'm not too)

Disclaimer: White people, please still read...

Up to Three!

My newest follower G-MON3Y now earned herself a shameless (okay I feel a little shame) plug for her own blog The GLO EXPERIENCE (I wasn't sure if I should use all caps or not...but on the net, who cares?)

My favorite thing on her blog is the coining of the future lol...FAF...think about it...give up?
Well then that, my good reader, is Funny As Fuck

So yea, third verse same as the first (that makes a very bad song you say?) and now we(I) wait for el numero quattro son(in a New Yorky mood today)!

Another...

Yet another DMCA Takedown notice in my inbox, so I'm either gonna stop posting songs or post it through another site or something like that (because I can't afford to be sued...I can't afford lunch money sometimes)

that was a joke by the way

BET Awards

Im really pissed that BET.com won't let me embed videos, so I feel like I shouldn't even link to their shit (go there if you want to see it but they GETS NO ADVO)

My Thoughts:
- Obama is not safe! Too many black people like him, and he makes white people fight each other. EVERY award, somebody (mostly Wayne...) thanked Obama, for what I dont know but you still should vote for him. And Wayne kinda ripped Palin and McCain (wonder why I typed her name first...) in his improptu freestyle at the end of Chopped and Screwed.

- Jeezy and Nas LOVE Obama! Jeezy's performance was pretty trill and it's the first time I've seen him in a suit (no homo) even though he was out of it by the end of the first verse. Nas's performance was good too, mainly because Hero is one of my favorite song.

- T-Pain and the Vocorder need to get married after that squabble (a joke...)

- Lupe should have won something (especially since every award I made myself look at was Wayne's)

- Common and Pharrell were to much for everybody. They were waaaaay to hype for everybody and I commend Wayne and Swizz Beatz and Busta and everybody who ran up to the stage and looked like idiots to get everyone into it.

- Spazz isn't as good by live band, but Crazy World is better that way.

- Ummm...BET is the devil (Boondocks taught me that)

Check out my followers

yep all TWO of them...

Allie (who needs to check her email) who has been all over the blog lately

and my homie Chris here (the bona-fide first follower!) who has a trill blog...in which he's rockin the red badge

so yea free advo again...want yours FOLLOW THE BLOG SON!!!( or daughter :] )

Look Down...

I've been pumpin' out so many posts lately that I raised amount to be show on one page (since SOME PEOPLE don't wanna click on older posts)

So yea double your pleasure, double your fun.

Daaaaaayum!!!

blew a 1000 away a little while ago...im ashamed that I missed it

However, to commemorate the event Im workin on banner that you (probly just me though) can place on message boards, or myspace/facebook. or anywhere

And with that I'll end on FUCK YEAH!!!(since I always wanted to say that...)

Follower # DOS

I got my second follower (and if you're the third you will get a similar post)
Her blog can be found here or you can click on her picture...and yes she is pretty sexy
You can also see my first follower there too

O yeah, we (I) broke 900 views over the night, so yea lets get to a 1000!!!

Looking For Interim Bloggers

No experience required...you just have to bring viewers contact me if interested...cuz I got a lot of ideas...and some that a dude cant post without looking a little suspect