Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
7/11/09
Nike T-Shirt Gun Commercial
Dont you just love commercials that make no sense?
Like how weird was this, and yet it was pretty funny. Especially Steven Jackson taking the shot point blank (we've all been in that situation before once or twice)
6/27/09
I Thought This Was Funny As Hell
6/25/09
TFLN

Funny ass site (almost as funny as FML, really) Im not getting paid for advertising so...thats all Im gonna say lmao...a few of my favorites though:
(303): Some wasted-face girl just asked me what my top 10 sex positions were... I listed off the 4 i actually know then proceeded to list off plant names. It got weird when she said she had tried snapdragon...?
(281): had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
(703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
6/13/09
Budlight + Porno = Hilarity
So a guy walks into what looks like a corner store for some budlight and porno and walks out with a story that could lead some people to suicide...
::::::SPOILER ALERT::::::
LMAO at "Check under the counter, that's where we keep all of the really weird shit"
6/8/09
The Cleveland Show Trailer
It looks like its gonna be as funny as Family Guy (if not more than....wait is that possible?)
I wiki'd it so I know why Cleveland Jr. is fat but its still funny as hell to see him/ hear him talk. The little boy definitely cant be as funny as Stewie but he looks like he may come close and I cant wait to see more of the Bears (I lol'd)
Looks cool, and thanks to Mani for putting me on game to this (since she looooves that phrase so much lol...omg two lol's in one post...win? or is it fail?)
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Hammer Pants Meets Skinny Jeans
One of the most incredible things I've seen on Youtube. I love when a bunch of people can get together and gets something funny/incredible/memorable done. (as opposed to our senior class who had no organizational skills)
Its also funny as hell that they all (kinda) know the choreography and had the timing down and everything.
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5/25/09
Charles Hamilton Got His S*** Rocked
5/20/09
Arguments

While locked in an argument that Im not even sure what it was about I realized something. Its not about what you know its about HOW LOUD YOU YELL
A male vs male argument is 70% volume. Thats why when there are more on one side they are sure to win just imagine a football argument. The guy throwing out the facts like a civilized human is sure to lose.
A female vs female argument from my understanding (I've never had one...) is the same. Thats why ghetto girls are good at arguing because they have no off switch.
A male vs female argument is an awkward one to guess. there are no true rules to it usually the female wins because of obvious unspoken reasons but Id rather not delve into that now.
Long story short, in a bind? YELL LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT...and maybe just maybe you'll win
(is it just me or does the word look/sound weird now)
5/16/09
Top 60 Ghetto Names
Lets put aside how possibly racist this video is and just absorb the hilarity for at least a moment.
Fri'Chickenisha?
Obamaniqua?
GGUUURRRLLLL?
Hilarious...(okay now you can call them racists...the bastards!!!)
5/9/09
Ode to Naked Pop Stars
So Wiz Khalifa freestyled over Best I Ever Had to honor Cassie and Rihannas new venture into porn.
Its funny but could be better, but I like it.
So to join the party I decided to craft a haiku:
Its funny but could be better, but I like it.
So to join the party I decided to craft a haiku:
Rihanna, Cassie
I see London, I see France
I see nipple rings
I see London, I see France
I see nipple rings
5/7/09
Where Hilarity Happens
Its moments like this that I wish I watched basketball.
Did you see his headband??
5/6/09
Feel Like Jerkin?
Funniest name for a dance ON EARTH.
Who thought of it? I really wanna know who was either that clever or stupid to make a dance (that looks half like the stanky legg...which I hate) with a double entendre of a name.
Its the funniest thing. You can literally say "Im gonna go in the middle of that circle of people and start jerkin" or "bruh look at this video of me and my girlfriend jerkin yesterday" the possibilities are freakin endless!!!
And to answer your next question, no, I cant tell if Im being sarcastic or not either.
4/26/09
MANLAW
While walking on Las Olas last night I came to the conclusion of another ManLaw. However, this applies to women as well.
If you are in sight of a hilarious and/or outrageous spectacle. Such as super skinny transvestites, or some dude wearing a shirt that says "Wedding Near, I need BEER!!", you MUST either get a candid picture or in the case of bad lighting, offer to ask the person in question for a better picture.
MANLAW.
Good thing I passed it after the fact, because there was no way I was gonna approach those anorexic trannies.
If you are in sight of a hilarious and/or outrageous spectacle. Such as super skinny transvestites, or some dude wearing a shirt that says "Wedding Near, I need BEER!!", you MUST either get a candid picture or in the case of bad lighting, offer to ask the person in question for a better picture.
MANLAW.
Good thing I passed it after the fact, because there was no way I was gonna approach those anorexic trannies.
4/23/09
Well...Thats Inappropriate

This is allegedly the 70's era logo for the Catholic Church’s Archdiocesan Youth Commission.
Let me pause to politelyy Laugh my Ass Off.
When I first say it I thought "who would really make a logo of a lady giving birth" until I noticed the collar.
Then I saw the "light"...that it looks as if a child is orally performing for a Catholic priest, can we say conspiracy? (or LMAO at least)
Man Law?
These were the funniest commercials a while ago but apparently have died. So in honor of they're awesomeness I'll promote a Man Law every now and then (no commitment since Im lazy)
Comment to amend or propose or agree (even though nobody will)
The phrase "NO HOMO" does not fix all gay and/or homosexual comments, if 3 out of 4 say its too late, the phrase is null and void.
MANLAW.
If two friends are intent on the same girl, and neither back down, they shall Roshambo to decide who gets first chance.
-Kyle in that Desolate ass Civilization
MANLAW.
aaaaand finito
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4/20/09
Josue This Is For You (No homo)
Well my friend, you sure were the first (and only) one to find the mistake (the one down there that I dont feel like linking to) so here's your "special" post.
PS. Im lazy so dont expect much more than thisssssss...(im joking...or am I)
I was planning to post this video anyway because of its pretty cool effects (but Im lazy so I forgot...multiple times). So yea, check that out.
4/19/09
The Funniest Typo You Missed
Too late now but you guys missed out on yours truly's funniest mistake in a while.
"Obama becomes pregnant and niggas do this! "
Yea bad spell check usage there lmao. The reader who can point out which post it came from wins a special post...maybe.
Boy Im glad I learned to lol at myself.
"Obama becomes pregnant and niggas do this! "
Yea bad spell check usage there lmao. The reader who can point out which post it came from wins a special post...maybe.
Boy Im glad I learned to lol at myself.
4/18/09
A Monster Fail

Monster Cable, sellers of those Dr Dre headphones that Charles Hamilton and Keri Hilson seem to love, apparently were caught in false advertising (among some other stuff EnGadget points out here)
Wow they posted that pic on their website and continued to blast Monster for faking it. I always knew that those quotes were bull when people were advertising.
I dont really care now that I see that, especially because I never planned to buy those headphones...they cost a hell of a lot, but they shouldve known better, I mean how long have people been catching fakes and hoaxes on the internet.
4/10/09
Iron Baby

Have you ever looked at Iron Man and thought:
"I bet a baby in an Iron Man suit would be adoooorable"
Well if so then this (or a blow to the head) may be for you!
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