Paranoid Video

KANYE WEST "PARANOID" feat: RIHANNA Dir: NABIL from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.

The real one (making the other fake...dummy)

I actually really like it, its like a modern version of "Thriller" (despite the fact that I personally dont really get the wolf)

I also noticed that the music is altered, probably to add a little extra shock and make everything look more surreal and crazy...speaking of crazy...that car Rihanna's driving is pretty impractical (who's ever heard of a one seater...besides formula one)

Long story short, I approve, good job on this one Ye (omg I hope he reads thisssss...no homo...)

Paranoid Video

Not a bad vid for one of my favorites on the CD. And there is tasteful semiNUDITY of Rihanna (like you haven't seen that before though)

Kinda plain though, I'd expect something a little more flamboyant extravagant and/or artistic from Kanye (a joke, Kanye's my homie that is if he's one of my readers lol)

Ode to Naked Pop Stars

So Wiz Khalifa freestyled over Best I Ever Had to honor Cassie and Rihannas new venture into porn.

Its funny but could be better, but I like it.

So to join the party I decided to craft a haiku:

Rihanna, Cassie

I see London, I see France

I see nipple rings

You're A Rockstar Pornstar!

Rihanna, Kelis, and (drumroll please...) Cassie!

All three are now officially pornstars (and the internet must surely be on fire). Kelis has a sextape, and Rihanna...and CASSIE...have nekkid piktographs (want a link? its called Google) and all I can say is wow. Especially since this is probably three publicity stunts...well not Kelis since its the reason shes getting divorced.

Better yet, its Cassie before the whole crazy haircut thing.

I could rambe on, but im more interested in finding out how I can be a pornstar...joking of course.

Last Words on Chris Brown

I really cant think of anything to blog about...so I'll give my last thoughts on the CB Rihanna bout.

I keep hearing that she started it and they have violent fights all the time...but Rihanna is a girl...so Chris no matter how right you may have been, you're always gonna be wrong (with the complete exception of all the teenage girls that would stand by you if you killed someone).

If I was in his position I dont know what I would've done because its either look like a sissy who runs from a girl's hits (even if she has the skills to stand up to a dude) or look like a wife-beater sissy.

Doublemint gum apparently dropped him and his ads so he gets no more cash flow and he'll never really be able to get his rep back so he was in a real lose-lose situation

Last words: find a good girl gone bad buddy

How Could You Chris?

Why not get arrested for something cool...now you're just a wife beater!

Funny story though, I heard somebody say that he did it because she gave him a herpe...thats right, not herpes...just the singular one (obviously a slip of the tongue but i lmao'ed)

Rihanna - Rehab Feat. Justin Timberlake

Once again, haven't watched it (but I'm looking forward to it, Rihanna) based on the pics I saw of it...she WILL be sexy in it.

Rihanna and Justin Timberlake Shoot "Rehab"

Normally I wouldn't care or I'd wait for the video...but look at Rihanna! She just makes me wanna...scream MYA HE!!!

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