“The best part about being a free agent these days is that our country is full of free agents right now. It has been easy to find other free agents to watch daytime TV with me. The credit crunch has flooded the market with dudes like me waiting for a phone call. I propose that Obama give America hope by [eliminating] the word ‘unemployment’ from our vocabulary and replacing it with ‘free agency.’ This change will fill America with hopes of $100 million contracts.”True and LMAO worthy!
Showing posts with label obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label obama. Show all posts
3/7/09
A Funny Quote
From FullFiguredFella.com:
2/28/09
Wow...Chill, Guy

So some dude kept bothering Obama at a basketball game, and all I can say is LMAO. You can tell he wants the guy to just chill out because he never makes eye contact with him.
I can imagine it now:"Oh shit nigga! He dunked that bih...hit me up top Obama!"
And did you notice that in every picture his mouth is wiiiide open like he's yelling at the top of his lungs...even when everyone else is looking in the opposite direction.
Ahhhh good times...and if you cant tell I got the story from MediaTakeOut
2/18/09
Racism!!!!- You Decide!

It took me quite a minute to get it (bad cartooning) but there is a consensus that it may be racist. However when I read the comments in MediaTakeOut (wonder where I saw that before...) I saw a more funny explanation than the writer calling Obama a monkey...that should be shot (yea, doesn't look so good in writing huh Sean Delonas)
The guy said:
What the artist is trying to imply is that the stimulus plan was written by a monkey. Keeping in mind that Congress wrote the plan,namely white politicians like Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid , I think the cartoon is racist against whites. We are not all hairy apes and I resent the implication.and all I could say was:
lmao
So yea, racist or not? You Decide!
2/5/09
Another Obama Rant
So yea apparently some douchebag from the Bush administration is pissed that Obama wasn't wearing a suit jacket and tie in an interview on Super Bowl Sunday...in the White House...which is his home now.
So my question to this guy (who's name I really cant remember) is WTF?
Do you expect the guy to sleep in a tuxedo too!? The man is in his home watching a football game, what do you expect from him. If he WAS in a suit and tie I bet the same guy would be whining about how uptight he is!
As I've said in other Obama rants, he's just a normal dude, cut him some slack you dork.
The end...for now.
So my question to this guy (who's name I really cant remember) is WTF?
Do you expect the guy to sleep in a tuxedo too!? The man is in his home watching a football game, what do you expect from him. If he WAS in a suit and tie I bet the same guy would be whining about how uptight he is!
As I've said in other Obama rants, he's just a normal dude, cut him some slack you dork.
The end...for now.
1/26/09
Come on Now
I need to lay a disclaimer here first (before I make black America hate me): I am one of the biggest Obama fans there is (that doesn't own an Obama shirt)...heck I wrote about him in the 10th grade...2 years before the election.
Now the good stuff:
I just saw a news report (that Im too lazy to YouTube or track down) where this lady is like "Mr.Obama if you can hear me we need help!"...double you tee EFF!
Obama is a great man...but NOT JESUS (or God...or the Holy Ghost) so when you make a statement like "if you can hear me" (which reminds me of "God, can you hear me?" or something like that)...I start to think...niggas are gonna turn on him.
How can anyone live up to the expectations that everyone gives him...its completely possible that he took the worst possible job in the world right now. He's either gotta change the world...or move to Mars.
People the message is Obama is not some biblical figure...he's just a man...who is GOING TO make mistakes...so dont expect the second coming of Jesus...just chill.
This rant was brought to you by...someone who's willing to pay me for advertising!
Now the good stuff:
I just saw a news report (that Im too lazy to YouTube or track down) where this lady is like "Mr.Obama if you can hear me we need help!"...double you tee EFF!
Obama is a great man...but NOT JESUS (or God...or the Holy Ghost) so when you make a statement like "if you can hear me" (which reminds me of "God, can you hear me?" or something like that)...I start to think...niggas are gonna turn on him.
How can anyone live up to the expectations that everyone gives him...its completely possible that he took the worst possible job in the world right now. He's either gotta change the world...or move to Mars.
People the message is Obama is not some biblical figure...he's just a man...who is GOING TO make mistakes...so dont expect the second coming of Jesus...just chill.
This rant was brought to you by...someone who's willing to pay me for advertising!
1/20/09
Obama

Super late im sure, but he's cool enough to post about (no man crush) The speech was cool and I saw history...great...but am I the only one wondering how they are going to make him look black on some kind of dollar bill...without looking racist.
Side note: Did anybody notice how fresh his tape(hairline...for losers) looked
and I love how they forced the Lincoln Memorial into all of the pictures >_<
1/19/09
Fun Fact
I find it HI-LAR-IOUS that apparently President Harrison had the longest inaugural speech ever in the cold and died of pneumonia a month later (death isn't funny...but come on) possibly from being out in the cold for so long.
I hope Obama does better...too bad I'll be like the only nigga not wearing an Obama shirt tommorow.
I hope Obama does better...too bad I'll be like the only nigga not wearing an Obama shirt tommorow.
1/18/09
Can I Get It Is The Question


The Dope Couture Can I Kick It? Obama Tee and its in my price range! at $25...and you know all black people need some Obama paraphernalia. Better yet, I might make my own soon.
1/16/09
My President Is Black...In a Couple Of Days
If you're looking to see Mr.Obama...he is not in the video. With that aside I really like the video (what can I say? Its cool when niggas organize) the lambo looks incredible and all the Obamerchandise is showing.
1/10/09
Play Cloths

That is not a typo, that is the clothing line of The Clipse (and I want to correct it soooo much) and they made a special Inauguration Day shirt for $32 (odd number) but I want it (preferably in a smedium size..no really)...somebody buy it for me.
1/8/09
Two of My Heroes
1/3/09
Wow...Classy
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Just look at the ticker at the bottom...
Somebody probably told them it would be funny...its not...die slow Jen and John C.
PS. If you dont get it click here
12/24/08
NObama Logos
This post isn't as bad as the title makes it sound (but people LOVE controversy so I decided to make it sound edgy)
So yea, on Common's Blog (yea Im scared of plagiarism) I saw this site that showed some of the Obama logos that didn't make it. Here are my favorites.

- Without going into too much detail, the O's are cool.

- This is the one I would have chosen because you can do so much with it.

- This one has that "texting" feel (like the girls on Myspace who can write a whole story L1K3 7#15
It apparently didn't really matter which logo he picked since it was such a landslide
So yea, on Common's Blog (yea Im scared of plagiarism) I saw this site that showed some of the Obama logos that didn't make it. Here are my favorites.

- Without going into too much detail, the O's are cool.

- This is the one I would have chosen because you can do so much with it.

- This one has that "texting" feel (like the girls on Myspace who can write a whole story L1K3 7#15
It apparently didn't really matter which logo he picked since it was such a landslide
12/17/08
Person of the Year...
11/6/08
This Dumb Biatch...
is a racist and needs to kill herself (even though she plans to do it before the niggers do...)
How the eff(gotta stop cursin') do you post this on Facebook (which I'm still trying to learn...) and not expect the be the person that everyone talks about while she's not looking and then puts on that fake song and dance when she turns around like they weren't talking about how racist that biatch (see?) is.
And before I end this, I do realize there is like a 60% chance this is fake...or an evil joke...or something like that so I'm not gonna tell you to let her have it in her face...just in the comments section.
11/5/08
My President Is..
11/4/08
Obama
is winning so far, I can't believe how much of the South prefers McCain...
OBAMA: 175
MCCAIN: 76
Im still wondering why every news outlet has different numbers though so these numbers are pretty rough so far
OBAMA: 175
MCCAIN: 76
Im still wondering why every news outlet has different numbers though so these numbers are pretty rough so far
First Two...
What is everyone doing!? Kentucky you are effin' crazy (no offense inteded) and Vermont's looking pretty smart right about now...don't know what I'm talkin about, the polls are looking like this as of now:
OBAMA- 3 electoral votes:Vermont
MCCAIN-8 electoral votes:Kentucky
Remember voters its TIME FOR CHANGE...
OBAMA- 3 electoral votes:Vermont
MCCAIN-8 electoral votes:Kentucky
Remember voters its TIME FOR CHANGE...
Let's Get Political!
Today's the day(obama) so go out and vote(obama)! Choose or lose(obama)! You cant expect change(obama) unless you let your voice be heard(obama)
You can definitely check up here for updates and commentary on the whole thing.
You can definitely check up here for updates and commentary on the whole thing.
11/1/08
Rappers and Obama
Both Common and Big Boi talk on Obama and although my opinion obviously means more to you, you should watch what they have(even though I kinda didn't yet...)
Common Discusses Politics w/ okayplayerTV from Okayplayer on Vimeo.
Common Discusses Politics w/ okayplayerTV from Okayplayer on Vimeo.
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