TFLN

Funny ass site (almost as funny as FML, really) Im not getting paid for advertising so...thats all Im gonna say lmao...a few of my favorites though:

(303): Some wasted-face girl just asked me what my top 10 sex positions were... I listed off the 4 i actually know then proceeded to list off plant names. It got weird when she said she had tried snapdragon...?

(281): had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.

(703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

N*E*R*D* Site

Was redone and is now featuring a fun ass game. Its only Left Right and Jump but it features some Everyone Nose sound bytes and funny ass character models.

I recommend it like hell (now Im gonna go facebook it...its that fun(ny))

We Are Not Losers...

Lupe's site changed to reflect Lasers...That pic up theres is some good fucking design honestly. Its plain but eye catching and the anarchist A over Losers pulls it together.

Im excited, waiting for it to "shine down" sooner or later.

Twitterbook Space

So with the whole usernames thing Facebook is implementing everyone thinks that Facebook is copying Myspace when in truth (truth being my opinion of course) they're trying to be more like Twitter.

So to recap Myspace is trying to be like Facebook and Facebook is using the whole new setup to show everyone's every move and that reminds me of Twitter (I have one but dont use it often.

Adding the "usernames" is like giving a quick Twitter link...if they allowed you to change your name (like some people add a vanity middle name) THEN it'd be more like Myspace.

Moral of the story Twitter might be the next big thing so I guess I'll have to start getting to know it...even though if Facebook stays the course in my opinion it would still be the best.

ToneMatrix

A fun music based site (similar to iDaft) to express that creative side of yours.

Check it out HERE

FMyLife

I keep putting this off (laziness...sorry) but I wanna post it now so I can say I've been there from the start (really I've known about it for about a 3 or 4 weeks).

FML stands for Fuck My Life, a saying I first heard in one of my favorite movies, Superbad.

And some incredibly smart (nad lucky) person created a site for people to post their FML moments. It is great for those days when you wonder if anybody is worse off than you.

I also love how now they're making FML shirts (proves the lucky bastard is smart)...maybe I should make R3AL shirts...like anyone would wear those...

No pic for this post...since I cant find a logo...dammit

Twitter

Isn't necessarily that cool to me...well let me rephrase that, it isn't that necessary to me.

The way I see it, Twitter is for people with relevant info and little time; otherwise they could just get a regular blog (like the rest of us).

But the way I see it being used is for people with no relevant info who just want your attention. News Channels dont need a Twitter, they're on TV after all. Normal people (ewwww normal people) dont need Twitters...because they either already have a Facebook (speaking of which) or Myspace.

And while we're on the subject of Twitter, a friend and I were discussing just how do you say that you put something on Twitter. Is it Twittered, Tweeted, Twottered (which sounds dirty), or what exactly?

These are probably just the ravings of a bored blogger though...

Harder Better Faster Stronger

A really cool internet app called iDaft.

Its basically a soundboard with the voices from the Daft Punk song (the name escapes me) but most people who dont recognize it as theirs will recognize Stronger by Mr.West.

Its great for a timekiller (especially if you snicker at hearing do it, faster, do it, harder, and the like)

Stalk Much?

I dont know if you have a facebook or not (a lot of people do) but this NEW facebook is obviously the work of a stalker!

The new facebook has a feed that shows pretty much EVERYTHING that ALL of your friends do. Which means you see Wall Conversations, Pictures, Tags, Comments, Etc. and I feel like a stalker because its pretty hard to not read all of it.

Im not the only one who feels that way (although I think Im the first of all the people I know to voice that opinion...even though one irrefutable source posted it before me)

Long story short, privacy is a lost luxury...so make sure everything you do is safe for everyone to see.

Vandalism Made Fun

Well this site is...interesting. Its made to vandalize other "rival" websites...and since Im too trill to have a rival, I did my own (Dont agree? Look at the url you're on! Ha!)

The spray paint could be cooler if it dripped, but other than that its pretty cool (oh and besides the fact that its funded by Arby's...which I hear is terrible)

More Stupid Fun

Ever looked at a site and thought "Wow, this would look great with a fat strip of bacon slapped across it"....

No?

You Sure?

Well, neither have I but you have to give bacolicio.us points for trying. And it is pretty funny for the first few sites.

Oh yeah and spoon if you thought I took a picture of my computer screen with bacon on it...and if you dont know what spoon is...spoon again (ask somebody lol...omg thats the second time I've said lol on the blog)

Are You Sure It's Unintentional?

So my Google Reader has some really weird stuff on it...and this is more proof of such. I saw a link for "The 11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever"...Oh Em Jeezus

The guys who wrote it are really funny because they give their gay interpretation of it...a few of my favorites:

#1
The Lyric:
Man on phone: "I got beef, I wanna see what you got, and if I like it I'll cop".
50 Cent: "Damn nigga, you hot!"
What We Like To Think He's Saying:
Man on phone: "I'm well-endowed, I'd like to see if you are also, if you are we'll engage in sex."
50 Cent: "Damn, man. You're sexy!"

#2
The Lyric:
50 Cent: "Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203."
What We Like To Think He's Saying:
50 Cent:"Dude, fuck it, let's have sex, bring condoms, I'm in room 203."

Funny that they're both from 50...

Here's one that I thought of (which isn't gay at all but is completely funny)

Jeezy: "The way you shakin that ass I think I got an ERECTION (yeeeeeah)"

I must say...LMAO to all of this.

Incredibly Funny...

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

No words need be said....but LMAO

Secrets...

So this is the reason PostSecret is one of my new favorite websites.



















































































The short story is its an art project where people send postcards with their secret written on them for everybody to see anonymously. I think its a very funny and fresh idea (of course until people start sending their serious secrets like how they think they're father wont make it to Christmas...)

Check it out, and if you feel like it...post your secrets here in the comments :D

Very Cool Site - Vanish'd

Ever wanted to hide what you were actually browsing, well if tabs are too hard, you can try Vanish'd

It puts two websites together, the safe one on top and, for your privacy, the second on botom. Then wherever you move your mouse a resizable window will follow. It's not very useful, and its kinda hard but if you put your mind to it, it could work out.