Foxy Brown

Don't really listen to Foxy but that pic looks like if homey on the right moved that hand, so much nipple would show.

So yea

Rikers Island (Bust it Anywhere)

I really like that parenthetical quote

Lil Wayne - Eat You Alive

I don't know why I'm posting the song because I haven't (and probably won't) listen to it. But the cover of The Drought Is Over Part 6 is what I call a case of "Irresponsible Photoshopping"

What the hell does that cover have to do with Wayne, Music, Rap, or life in effin' general. WTF!?



















Eat You Alive

(yea there's NOTHING wrong with that title at all...)

I DEFINITELY Dream of Diznee...

I think the first time I ever saw this chick was on a Myspace Layout and ever since then I have been Googling the S#%! out of her (get your mind out of the gutter!) so naturally I had to post these pictures I saw at the Cutie Blog (don't feel like linking so look at the Blog list...) and for the record my favorite is the boxing one :D

So yea her site is IDreamOfDiznee.com

The Sixth Follower

feels like I cheated because I actually know him. LMagick (the follower without a picture...) followed my lead and made a blog of his own. The Livest Nerd

One of his posts (which very much applies to me surprisingly) is about the ever-hated COCKBLOCKER!!!!

"She was running like the main character in some horror movie trying to get away from him and dude didn't get the message."

yea, sounds interesting? Well hit refresh like 15 times (hey, I want page views...) and check out his rant.

WTFlash Drive!?

A sperm flash drive!? WHAT THE F@$#*!!!

I can't thing of anybody who would want this (except for a certain girl I know...who's probably reading this...yes YOU)

BBC Gloves

They're cool for the fact that they make the Star Trak sign (all the time though...)

However, a not so smart friend of mine (Im sorry) asked where do the thumbs go.

808s & Heartbreak KAWS cover

Don't really know who this KAWS guy is, but Im starting to like his art (that I see a lot of on Kanye's Blog)

KAWS if you're reading (yeah, right) get at me artist-to-artist!

Coldplay - Lost Remix Feat. Jay-Z

Yea, I haven't watched it yet (surprised?) but I will tomorrow and I really like the song so like they say I may be losing but Im not lost.

Rihanna - Rehab Feat. Justin Timberlake

Once again, haven't watched it (but I'm looking forward to it, Rihanna) based on the pics I saw of it...she WILL be sexy in it.

Jeezy - Crazy World Video

I haven't watched it yet (in fact Im posting it so I can watch it tommorow :/ ) but Crazy World is one of my favorite songs on the album.

Shoe of the Week 8

My last post, down there (that's what she said) reminded me that I haven't done the shoe of the week for the...week

So since I've only posted Puma's one time before
Shoe of the Week 8 is

The 60th Anniversary Puma Clyde













I personally love the Clyde (I have the black and white ones :D ) and these two (especially the red) are fiyah!!!

The only problem is the suede (and the protection of that suede >_<) because EVERYTIME I wear them...somebody steps right the eff on them (no sorries either) just makes you wanna have a Nigga Moment

Hypebeast says they should be available at your local Puma dealer...but as to the price...you are on your own

My Christmas List

We're getting closer and closer to the most wonderful time of the year (no not that time where you...oh never mind) I'm talking about Christmas.

And as I've already pointed out to readers, friends, and family members I don't have the desire to "write" a Christmas list (because my heart will be broken :[ ) so I'll post it here for EVERYONE to see (and maybe buy for me and send to me?)

Item #1
As previously posted here the Air Yeezy

However due to the very selective color choices, I would want the Stealth Black pair


















I would give a whole song and dance about how cool they are...but I already did...here

So yea...buy em for me...please?

A Cautionary Tale...

This story that I lifted from Coedmagazine.com seems to be one of the funniest things I've read in a while...and also completely unbelievable (leading me to coin the phrase "funbelievable" get it? you dont? oh well...) It's quite a long read so get comfy...
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Call me a sick son-of-a-b*tch, but there are few things I love more than a good unfortunate/unexpected sh*t story. And by unfortunate/unexpected, I mean the kind of situation that is made extremely complicated and uncomfortable due to an unexpected bowel movement. The following is a totally true account of perhaps the greatest sh*t story ever. (The names and places have been changed to protect the innocent and the guilty. If you are easily offended, now is a good time to stop reading)

My friend Tim, (yes my FRIEND Tim, not me) was in LA a couple of years ago for the UT-USC Rosebowl game. After Texas’ big win, Tim and his buddies threw back a couple of monster burritos and hit the town for a few celebratory drinks and a little action. See where this is going?

Well, the few drinks became many, and the many became more. Tim was feeling plenty good and started talking it up with a sexy pseudo-Suicide Girl hanging out at the bar (we’ll call her Trinity). The two hit it off famously, downing shot-after shot until she finally asked him back to her place. It was on.

Four hours later, Tim woke up startled and disoriented to a horrific odor that was unfortunately all too familiar. The night before flashed before his eyes - the big burrito dinner, the dozens of Buttery Nipple and Sex on the Beach shots, the super-hot stranger sex and of course, the queezy feeling in his stomach before he passed out cold. “Oh sh*t,” he thought, literally, OH SH*T!

Tim sprang out of the bed in terror realizing that not only had he sh*t a stranger’s bed, but both their naked bodies had been tossing in his burrito-diarrhea for hours. Her bed resembled a crime scene. Thank God she was still asleep.

Tim was always quick on his feet and this situation was no different. Frantic, he grabbed a towel, wiped his body down and with the grace of a painter, dabbed the diarrhea around her nether-region. He quickly threw on his clothes and grabbed the pen and paper to write a note.

The note read:

“Trinity, you should be ashamed of yourself. You are the most disgusting human being I have ever met in my life. GET SOME HELP!”

Tim quietly placed the note on her bedside table, grabbed his coat and slipped out the front door, completely off the hook. Needless to say, he never saw Trinity again.

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All I've got to say is "there is NO WAY" that this guy could do that; however, if it happens to me in college...I will now know what to try.

The "I Definitely DId Not Alter" FIles

Although I (definitely) could have, this photo has NOT been altered and I DID NOT make it say Wigger.

That is why this picture is THE funniest thing I've seen today. If I need to explain why...then you're not looking hard enough (that's what she said)

808's & Heartbreak

can surely be downloaded by now (even if you have to piece it together yourself like I may or may not have) and I have to say that for what it is (which is auto tuney singing and very little rap at all) it's pretty decent.

I haven't heard Welcome to Heartbreak and Bad News yet (at least not in good condition) but if you like Love Lockdown or Heartless the rest of the CD should be pretty good for you.