Awkward Subject Matter...

My love affair (no homo) with Hulu continues now that I saw this on the site (thanks Toby). Reminds me of Dick in a box (which is the best thing ever from SNL)



I can't think of any situation that this should ever happen in (but it does remind me of American Pie when the guy came too soon and it was on a webcam)

Its funny that I post this right after hearing that this blog is dirty but I've always had impeccable timing lol.

Tetris Ice Cubes

Never thought I'd make two posts about ice trays but they both warrant the honor of being posted here.

Now you can lay an L-Block in your Patron (or soda, for those of us who...don't drink) and for their coolness $7 cant be beat!

More Robots!!!

Like I said, I love robots (see here) and these wooden robots keep the tradition alive.

I realize they have NO practical use whatsoever but look at em...they're fresh!!!

Random Dumbness

From the same site (*hint*look at the watermark *hint*) that this fail came from, I saw this and it's pretty funny for what it's worth.

R3AL Thoughts...

Every once in a while I do these posts (since they are a quick way to get out a lot of ideas without separate posts)

So my thoughts:

- OJ Simpson deserves the relentless anal rape he will receive in prison. If you get away with murder...YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO DUMB SHXT ANYMORE!!!! (33 years is too short)

- I flippin' hate the concept of time, I guess Im just afraid of change or something like that but they need to hurry up and make a time machine or something.

- Fast or speeded (or is it sped???) up music is sooo dumb...but it is soooo catchy. Im ashamed of myself for liking some of it.

- Good beats go to bad rappers (see Solja Boy)

- I need to learn to live without regrets...because they are so gay (no offense)

- Having feelings makes me feel...awkward

So yea, you just delved into my psyche...how does it feel? (that's what she said)

Shoe of the Week 11

These shoes looked pretty ugly to me until today, but they do look good on girls and then I saw this colorway and I figured "not only does it look cool, but it matches the blog!" (like these Pumas)

The Jordan 6 Rings






















Like I said they match the blog which has my two favorite colors (guess which ones...) and although they have the same problem that I see in ALL Jordans (TOO MANY COLORS) these seem a bit more manageable.

The only problems I can guess on (since I dont have any hint hint) are the sole looks a bit awkward and the strings look like Timbalands (thick as faawk)

So yeah, these + me would = so much FRESHNESS!!!!

Softwear By Microsoft

No seriously, Microsoft will be launching their own clothing line...and all I can think of is what would have happened if I showed up to my interview for that Apple internship (that I didn't get!) wearing this shirt (which is pretty awesome for nerd-wear)

Sex Education Fail

Not only is the question funny as hell, but the site I saw this on said something like

"Yea I totally didn't pee for 24 hours and my penis hole closed up and I had to get surgery to open it"

Of course after reading that I LMAO'ed even more.

Luda - Press the Start Button

A Theater of the Mind Bonus Track. It sounds pretty good but it feels short (that's what she said) even though its four minutes long (that's what she said as well)

Press the Start Button

Give Em Hell-ium

Admit it, that Title made NO SENSE until you saw the picture. This is a bit abstract but its cool. Only problem is what happens in five or six days when the air starts seeping out.

Fall Out Boy - Tiffany Blews Feat. Lil Wayne

Ok I've got a lot to say about this (but I doubt you'll read it all...)

First, that cover art is sooooo effin awesome.

Next, Lil Wayne is tryin some "different" stuff on this one and for that he gets cool points because that's what we need is new stuff (see Kanye WesT-Pain)

Fall Out Boy is the reason I listen to "rock" (they're more alternative really) and the funny thing is I used to get cracked on for it...but now EVERYONE listens to "rock". Im no hater (most of the time) but WTF!?

Tiffany Blews (there's got to be some innuendo in that name)

Operation: Humble Kanye

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Operation Humble Kanye - Stephen Beats Kanye

Colbert at Christmas
Colbert Christmas DVD

Green Screen
Bill O'Reilly Interview

BACKSTORY: Colbert made a Christmas CD and wanted to take 808s and Heartbreaks position on iTunes. He did and "Kanye" made this post on Twitter.



























HOWEVER: Kanye said on his blog that IT IS NOT HIM!!!!! (since he types in ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME!!!)

I find the entire thing funny (especially Colbert)

Lola's a Wonder Woman too...

and she beats out Kim K and Trina EASILY...

Not too many details necessary for this one so I'll let the pic speak for itself

Planet Mind Control

Sounds a loooot more ominous then it is.

Somebody (Common didn't say) sent a remix of UMC with the vocals set over Planet Rock (did you see the Zune commercial?)

Download it here

Jamie Foxx - Digital Girl Feat. Kanye & The Dream

Apparently the last one wasn't the mastered version and this is the REAL(or is it R3AL ;]) mastered version.

Sounds good, but Kanye sounds hoarse as fawwwwk!(ironic that the auto tuner might have fixed that)

Download it here