Kanye Storytellers

Is fresh and I felt weird for being excited like its a real concert.

He said a cool ass quote though: "You either die a hero, or live to be a villain"
Fresh is it not? But he goes on to say "Im chillin!"
UPDATE: I Just realized that came from Batman

Cant keep my eyes off the mullet...its kinda gay (good thing he cut it off recently)

I wish they didn't cut out the Radiohead diss thing though.

Wow...Chill, Guy

So some dude kept bothering Obama at a basketball game, and all I can say is LMAO. You can tell he wants the guy to just chill out because he never makes eye contact with him.

I can imagine it now:"Oh shit nigga! He dunked that bih...hit me up top Obama!"
And did you notice that in every picture his mouth is wiiiide open like he's yelling at the top of his lungs...even when everyone else is looking in the opposite direction.

Ahhhh good times...and if you cant tell I got the story from MediaTakeOut

What.The.Hell?

How can a man of questionable character, who stomped (and gashed) another players face ON THE JOB (forgot football was his job didn't you?) get
ONE HUNDRED FREAKING MILLION DOLLARS (and $41 mil. guaranteed)

Redskins you understand we're in a recession right? What the heck is up with these guys? Wow...he better be the best player ever (since he's getting payed accordingly)

Droppin Some Factz

Is the most (intentionally) bad headline I could think of...now that you have no expectations of a good post, anything will make a bigger impression on you by comparison (psyched your mind didn't I?)

And now that that tangent is over check out this Mickey Factz (who looks like Lupe) song with a pretty fresh beat.

Jeezy - Circulate Video

A good video, commissioned by Belvedere (which would explain why it looks like a giant commercial) and there are some incredible girls in this one (especially the one thats dancing all over the place)

Jamie Foxx - Blame It Video Feat T-Pain

and a whooole bunch of other people (who have no point for being in the video):

Cameos from Ron Howard, Quincy Jones, Samuel L. Jackson, Forest Whitaker, Jake Gyllenhaal, Cedric The Entertainer, Morris Chesnut, Tatyana Ali, Bill Bellamy, and more.

Directed by Hype Williams.

Too bad it didn't have Jeezy's verse (which is made of LMAO) and No I don't know why so much of 106th & Park is at the end of it...

John Legend - Lay Your Head Down

John Legend songs are always pretty great. Reeeeeally long title though (and Im too lazy to type...ironic since Im blogging)

Link Here (as opposed to that long title)

UPDATE:I fudged that title up, it's fixed now

All Day?

So a certain porn addict I know (and Kanye West, too) hipped me to this pretty cool pic.








































The site had this to say about it:

Poster done for the "A CELEBRATION OF JUNE" exhibition, wow! By Corle1(flickr). Having fun creating a typography based on 70´s Porn..

Bold design...

Nooooo!

The Buccaneers have released Derrick Brooks, Joey Galloway, Cato June, Warrick Dunn, and Ike Hilliard. And all I can think (or choose to say) is WTF?

Yes, they are all pretty old, but that doesn't mean that they should be cut when they are PROVEN veterans. (Especially with the subpar looking draft class this year)

Raheem Morris I hope you know what you're doing...

Transformers 2

Is definitely not the title, it happens to be Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen but who wants to say (or type) all of that. If you get to watch the trailer in HD (like I did) you'll understand why you (and I) have to see this movie.

Oh yeah, and since it's Micheal Bay you can expect shit to blow up!

Nicole Scherzinger

In honor of 7000 (see how that works guys? ehhh?) another one is inducted into the I Love... Series.











































Nicole Scherzinger...(or Scherzenator since Im sooo unsure of the spelling) is pretty sexy. The site that I got the pictures from seems to love to refer to her as Jizzfinger (which was an lmao for about three to four times) and seems to question her fashion choices.

Honestly as a dude, I dont really care just look at those pictures down there:

Space Invaders!

Gosh I have been posting about a lot more Space Invaders than I have expected (check the label below) but this shirt is too fresh to ignore. And at $18, who could say no.

If you don't get it you've never played Space Invaders (that's the path they follow...dramatic whispers don't work on the interwebs)

Shoe of the Week Follow Up

As I have said in many Shoe of the Weeks I own(ed) this pair...sadly in the last few weeks they have been...retired (due to circumstances beyond my power...wear and tear).

Buuut, as I said here, I bought a new pair of shoes to replace them (as if anything could...Im sentimental like that)...and guess what just got here today!

My new Nike Blazers! (yaaaay...crowd noise...cooool)















I love (and will be wearing) them alot. And SkateParkOfTampa.com jampacked the box full of stickers and magazines (which I dont really need so if you want them just ask me) and made me feel like I really spent my money (as opposed to just burning it).

The only problem is that they are skinny as hell (and my wide ass feet disagree) they stretch after a while but I would still suggest to anybody buying a pair (with wide feet of course) that you buy a size larger.

Enough of my blabber, however Im still trying to decide between white and black laces (since they came laced black I'll be wearing those first) so leave your thoughts in the comment box.

And enjoy a couple shots (do NOT crack on my dirty floor and/or door):

Shoe of the Week 22

I really like Blazers now (mine should be arriving tommorow) but if I hadn't already ordered them, I would have found a way to get these:

NIKE SB BLAZER TRICKSTAR























Wondering why they're named Trickstar? (If you are...you just may be a redneck dummy) But that is why I like them. The stars make the shoe. I don't know how much metallic gold a straight male should wear but that's for the wearer to decide.

The only problem with these (and the reason I wont be providing a link)? They cost somewhere around $250...so yea...

More Stupid Fun

Ever looked at a site and thought "Wow, this would look great with a fat strip of bacon slapped across it"....

No?

You Sure?

Well, neither have I but you have to give bacolicio.us points for trying. And it is pretty funny for the first few sites.

Oh yeah and spoon if you thought I took a picture of my computer screen with bacon on it...and if you dont know what spoon is...spoon again (ask somebody lol...omg thats the second time I've said lol on the blog)