Shoe of the Week 39

[Big Nike High Flinstones]

I only have a couple minutes to type so the reason they are the shoe of the week is because they are fresh and remind me of Chelsea's emo zebra jacket (haha if you're reading this)

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Big Nike Low

Is a very cool looking shoe, and since Im entering that contest I've been researching shoes. I love how these have those Asain(?) characters on the back that give a hipster feel.

But the funniest thing is that they are Big Nike Lows. Most misleading (and therefore comical) name ever (or at least for today).

The Blue ones are in the picture but if I bought any it'd be the orange ones here

World's Largest Cellphone

is apparently a 15 x 13 foot replica of my Samsung Messenger (except on Cricket...the Metro of...wherever it provides service)

Visitors could make free calls or texts on it...like hell they would though.

Obesity Bear

That IS the biggest gummy chihuahua I have ever seen, because it is obviously not a bear (oh it is a bear??? Wow sure doesn't look like it...)

Besides the bad molding (its passable though) and the obvious onset of obesity...it looks delicious.

Notorious Trailer

This is the one they showed on the BET Awards (between all of the Obama references and Sarah Palin jokes)

I was a little to yound for BIG so I definitely gotta see this!