Lupe Sk8's

This is one of those ever few posts where the title has nothing to do with subject matter.

The title is really an inside joke to the creator of these various Lupe images (let's call her ManSk8s...or Mani...or I could type her whooole name out...no)

My favorite is obviously the microphone murderer one (even though I could do better than her...if I wasn't toiling away on another artistic pursuit...that I'll post later)

So yea let me get back on track and post the images:



















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Weapon of Art

Is this shirt incredible or what???

I wish I would have thought of the idea...its incredible...I definitely wont be buying it though...due to the crushing broke-ness...

2009 Grammy Poster

Spotted at Kanye's Blog

I kinda only posted it because it reminds me of this (and because I need to make up for three days of laziness...)

I Really Want These...

And the odd thing...I want the white ones as opposed to the black ones...wow (thats a big step for me)

Apparently they release before summer (spring perhaps) for $95...I think I'll start looking for a job now.

Jeezy is Pissed...

at the guy pictured above (whose name I refuse to type into my blog)

If I remember correctly in this My President is Black Remix (feat. Jay-Z who obviously reads the chain letters he gets in his Yahoo inbox) he tells that certain guy to...(wait for it)

Eat A Dick

wow...strong words Jeezy (not completely wrong though)

You Definitely Shouldn't Jump On These

Super Mario cupcakes...just like Wii...just like Apple.

Thats how you know you have a fanbase...when people are willing to put their house up for collateral just to eat your product in cake format.

That's Right!

I am totally ready to sell my soul!

I need money for shoes...and I have a perfectly good blog...sans advertisements right now.

Sooooo you can either donate to me (which I doubt anyone will do) or buy the advertising space that I am...advertising at the bottom of the screen (however, I am flexible on the placement...thats what she said...)

Let me know people

Come on Now

I need to lay a disclaimer here first (before I make black America hate me): I am one of the biggest Obama fans there is (that doesn't own an Obama shirt)...heck I wrote about him in the 10th grade...2 years before the election.

Now the good stuff:

I just saw a news report (that Im too lazy to YouTube or track down) where this lady is like "Mr.Obama if you can hear me we need help!"...double you tee EFF!

Obama is a great man...but NOT JESUS (or God...or the Holy Ghost) so when you make a statement like "if you can hear me" (which reminds me of "God, can you hear me?" or something like that)...I start to think...niggas are gonna turn on him.

How can anyone live up to the expectations that everyone gives him...its completely possible that he took the worst possible job in the world right now. He's either gotta change the world...or move to Mars.

People the message is Obama is not some biblical figure...he's just a man...who is GOING TO make mistakes...so dont expect the second coming of Jesus...just chill.

This rant was brought to you by...someone who's willing to pay me for advertising!

Another One?

Well Nintendo must be taking notes from a Pimp Named Slickback Apple on pimping customer satisfaction...because somebody bought a Wii-Mote Cake for a 9-year old.

Isn't it ironic that it costed Xbox $360

I really love strikethroughs...

Shoe of the Week 18

These are my favorite posts...besides the one that, you know...are funny as hell.

THE NIKE AIR FLIGHT LITE HIGH





















Are not only fresh, they are a part of a pack with one of the most funny names ever (based on a movie)...White Men Cant Jump.

I am really starting to love high tops so these are more appealing for me than they would have been say 14 shoe of the weeks ago.

The only problem I can see with them is the notorious black shoe with white accents problem. You know when the white starts to fade and you are too lazy to clean it but you cant do anything quick without possibly ruining the black...wow I feel Obsessive Compulsive after writing that.

Are You Sure It's Unintentional?

So my Google Reader has some really weird stuff on it...and this is more proof of such. I saw a link for "The 11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever"...Oh Em Jeezus

The guys who wrote it are really funny because they give their gay interpretation of it...a few of my favorites:

#1
The Lyric:
Man on phone: "I got beef, I wanna see what you got, and if I like it I'll cop".
50 Cent: "Damn nigga, you hot!"
What We Like To Think He's Saying:
Man on phone: "I'm well-endowed, I'd like to see if you are also, if you are we'll engage in sex."
50 Cent: "Damn, man. You're sexy!"

#2
The Lyric:
50 Cent: "Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203."
What We Like To Think He's Saying:
50 Cent:"Dude, fuck it, let's have sex, bring condoms, I'm in room 203."

Funny that they're both from 50...

Here's one that I thought of (which isn't gay at all but is completely funny)

Jeezy: "The way you shakin that ass I think I got an ERECTION (yeeeeeah)"

I must say...LMAO to all of this.

Woah-quin Phoenix

Once a great actor Joaquin Phoenix decided to become a rapper (like Patrick Swayze?) and this is what happens.

It doesn't get anywhere near good until about 1:30 when he starts jumping like a 4-year old who just learned the pee-pee dance...then the closer happens

he

FALLS

OFF

THE STAGE

shame...

You Know How You Can Tell You Have A Dirty Mind?

When reading that in the picture makes you giggle (tee...hee)

That is the Broward Mall for you, the funny thing is right next to it is an ad for a gift card that reads "Let Them Splurge!"

Gutterminds beware. (and sorry to the two people in the picture...who i should have edited out)

If You Aint 'Nole

I was accepted to FS motherfreakin' U son! That does not make up for my lack of good content though. Im sorry...I'll go kill myself now...or later...in TALLY nigga!!! (if I choose to go there...)

That is all (and yes that was a pun at the top)

Bloom

An art project by Sam Spenser...kinda cool, but I prefer the drawing and/or photoshopping arts.

Yellow is a trill color for it though!

The 8GB Video Watch

is quite fresh and has all the same functions as this watch...just a new look. I really need a watch (I haven't had one since middle school)

Lupe x Toxic Avengers Mashup

Lupe's my homey but I've never heard of the Toxic Avengers (I have heard of that movie before though)

This is basically Superstar and one of their songs mashed up by this blogger.

Almost sounded like one of those speeded (sped?) up nigga songs.

Link-o

Dunk Socks

Im surprised I DIDN'T think of this. It makes so much sense...socks that look like shoes! (im not even sure if Im being sarcastic or not)

I wanna say something smart here...but all I can think of is showering (hmmmm????)

I Totally Thought Of This Before

Except my idea wasn't bluetooth (bluetooth is a better idea though) Check this out here though

If it's gonna be bluetooth it shouldn't need to connect like that (even though that's probably only a stand)

Poster Boy

I dont have the heart to be a graffiti artist THATS why I respect em. And he only uses a razor...so its art AND protection.

Caution!

Yea these are pretty cool...now I have to design something involving caution tape.

Wow my posts today are really uninspired...>_<

John Legend - Everybody Knows Video

John Legend - Everybody Knows (NEW)
by elpolemico

The Legend-meister does it again (in a completely heterosexual way)

Is It That Serious?

Are you just TIRED of your hair getting into your way when you're eating noodles? Does it make you dread the thought of slurping on your favorite oriental-inspired treat? Well the Noodle-Guard is for you!

Now that I've made the most homo-erotic statement ever...I must ask ANYONE...wtf?

Obama

Super late im sure, but he's cool enough to post about (no man crush) The speech was cool and I saw history...great...but am I the only one wondering how they are going to make him look black on some kind of dollar bill...without looking racist.

Side note: Did anybody notice how fresh his tape(hairline...for losers) looked
and I love how they forced the Lincoln Memorial into all of the pictures >_<

Fun Fact

I find it HI-LAR-IOUS that apparently President Harrison had the longest inaugural speech ever in the cold and died of pneumonia a month later (death isn't funny...but come on) possibly from being out in the cold for so long.

I hope Obama does better...too bad I'll be like the only nigga not wearing an Obama shirt tommorow.

Scribble of the Day

I totally wanted to see if I could draw paint splatter by finger painting (which is basically what Scribble is) and it kinda worked.













































Seems pretty familiar if you read my quotes huh?

Shoe of the Week 17

We've (I've) gotten to SEVENTEEN (one for each of my years on earth son!) and for this, something special...a pair of VANS

VANS CABALLERO HI





























They are surely fresh, the black more than the white (click here) and they remind me of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater because I slightly remember Steve Caballero. I like Vans but everybody has some now so I decided to side with Puma more.

These further prove that I definitely need to stop noticing black white and red shoes (they look the best apparently).

Not The Buccaneers Though...

Yay (as sarcastically as textually possible)

For the record I called every game except for the Steelers winning....Go Cards (since they're one of my secondary teams)

Scribble of the Day

Almost forgot but here's a good one:













































This is a bit of a variation on my eagle logo but I did this in support of the Ravens in the AFC Championship game (since the Bucs suck too much to make it)

So yea, lets roll out with that.

Can I Get It Is The Question

The Dope Couture Can I Kick It? Obama Tee and its in my price range! at $25...and you know all black people need some Obama paraphernalia. Better yet, I might make my own soon.

Charles Hamilton Has My Respect

Charles Hamilton - Brooklyn Girl from Kidd Izzo on Vimeo.

I know Im late but that song is trill! I wish I knew some Brooklyn Girls so I could play it for em!

Now I'm gonna have to download that mixtape...I wonder where it is???

Scribble of the Day

So I really like the Scribble app on the iPhone/iPodTouch/iDevice (there I go with that free advertising thing again) and have been using it like a drug addict.

So to showcase (showoff) Im gonna post one a day until Im either bored with it or out of creativity (Never!)

Here's three to begin!

My President Is Black...In a Couple Of Days

If you're looking to see Mr.Obama...he is not in the video. With that aside I really like the video (what can I say? Its cool when niggas organize) the lambo looks incredible and all the Obamerchandise is showing.

Crank 2

Ok I loved Crank (1) it was funny as hell and action-ey (if thats a word) and it was at least a liittle believable

B-B-B-BUT! This looks completely impossible. period.

Most people splat when they fall from an effin helicopter, and the ones that do survive (if there are any) aren't immediately picked up by organ farmers who roam the streets apparently looking for plane crash victims.

Not only that but if there was a such thing as an electric heart...WE WOULD ALL HAVE ONE (or at least the people who need one would).

In NO WAY am I saying Im not gonna watch it...and it isn't a bad idea...but come on!

The Uni Watch

A cool looking watch made t be customized by the wearer. Fresh. The site says this:

The Uni wristwatch from qixen-p design studio is customized by the user. By using the accompanying software, the user can choose the fonts, colours, backgrounds, positions of the digits and the design of the hands. Universality is attained in that each user will display individuality and creativity. The watch is made of soft coated plastic that contains a 96 x 96 pixel OLED display, a mini USB and a built-in accelerometer to activate it with a flick of the wrist. Unfortunately, this award-winning product design is not yet available.

Id totally hit wear that

Get It On.

Durex from lucianoparis on Vimeo.

Its incredibly funny that I (of all people) find this inappropriate.

Its funny as hell though...but a bit creepy.

Oh yeah did I say it was funny as fa-la-la-la-la?

Apple Sure Knows How To Pimp Its Customers...

One of the many exclamations of love for Apple by their loyal fan base. My wedding cake will be tall and shxt (hopefully...cuz im a fatty)

The Guy said this on Gizmodo

So this is me with my cake. I got married and this is what the wife got the Groom for his “man” cake. I’m special. The woman who made the cake took 18 hours to make this. It was most delicious even though I didn’t want to eat it. Yeah it says Cingular, yeah it’s still awesome.

For The Skate Boarder In Your Life...

A 360 table inspired by skateboards apparently. It could look really cool in your house or apartment of general dwelling. I know one person (a certain ManSk8/Mani) who would love it.

Nike Makes THE Best Commercials

Taylor Momsen from Gossip Girl escaping paparazzi with some good ol' parkour and Nikes.

Click the Commercial Label down there to see some more of them.

Because That Totally Equals A Win...

Pittsburgh's mayor changes his name from Luke Ravenstahl (iiiirony) to Luke Steelerstahl...double you tee efff?

The guys where I read it from even broke it down to say that stahl is German for steel...so his name is Luke SteelerSteel...ell em ay ohhh (phonetics!)

Funny...but he's a dummy.

Nike Dunk Woven

Cant really think of anything cool to post...so I'll post some shoes that look cool.

Fun Fact: They release on April Fool's Day...which is also 3 days before I can get my Driver's license (with my young ass)

Cool Ass Headphones!

It seems like posts like these precede each other...but these giant gaming headphones, Psyko's, look pretty cool and Im sure they sound fine as well...but thats not the point(sarcasm doesn't carry in type)

The funny thing is they look like they have that football helmet padding that protects you from the Concussion Monster.

You Can Tell Who ESPN's Betting On...

Spotted at BustedCoverage.com...Its obviously a template for the day after the game (which obviously hasn't even been practiced for yet) but its funny that they would mess up and air this one (especially since I hate the Chargers)

10 Things I'd Like To Experience For an Hour...

#10 - A Superpower

























Preferably Spidey's (Im a fanboy) minus the tights.

#9 - Drugs































Let me see who on that X!

#8 - Diznee




















Nuff Said

#7 - Being the Lead Singer of a Rock Band








































would be trill...or awkward...only an hour to find out

#6 - Space


















Only an hour, it looks boring

#5 - Japan





















Im too lazy to learn the language...so leaving is the next best thing

#4 - Being on YouTube



But for something cooler than that.

#3 - Childhood





























It seems cool until you remember what you repressed.

#2 - Meeting Jesus



Hope its not like this episode of Family Guy...and speaking of which

#1 - The Family Guy Flashback Ability



Every single episode of Family Guy involves flashbacks (not that all of em make sense) and wouldn't life be incredibly funny to be able to do that too.

So yea, lists are cool, Im gonna do more :] (with less smileys...)

B.o.B. - I'll Be In The Sky Video

B.o.B. - I'll Be In The Sky from Bence on Vimeo.

I saw the video this morning (Jam Of The Week on MTV Jams) and I liked it, Im already a fan of the guy's music and he reminds me of good ol' 3 Stacks (or 3k if you prefer...or just plain Andre 3000 for the boring ones)

Look in the labels or archives or something for the older posts about him (because I love page views...in a totally hetero way)

This Is Why Im Gonna Have a Nightmare Tonight...

Yep, that is a baby doll/ centipede/ abomination thingie (wow I suck at words today) and although it is a fresh concept...it is completely creepy.

The artist in me commends him...everything else is scared (a bit)

Ba-Ba-Ba-BASS!!!

I would get these headphones for the sheer cool-lookeyness (if thats a word...its not) but they are also (expensively) crafted to be the best in sound quality and they have Teflon insulated ear pads (so your ears dont get shot of course).

If I was rich and had $1400 to blow...Id cop these

Ciara - Roll Call Feat. Lil Jon & Lil Wayne

Honest truth...I haven't even listened to it...but anything to google pictures of Ciara!

El Linko