Its All Good Apparently...

Or at least 70 - 80%. That's what the vote is telling me. So we (I) will be keeping the 3 column layout and let's pause for...

[CROWD NOISE!!!! AHHH!!!! OOOOHHHH!!!]

But I digress, Im surpirsed so many people voted and that one person (I know who you are...) voted for me to kill myself (wait a couple years and maybe I'll do it for YouTube). So yeah now I need to think of something else for all 10 of you to vote on...

The "I Definitely Did Not Alter" Files Pt. 2

I dont know how I missed this but apparently last week when the Eagles and Ravens played each other...this tackle was made...by Antwan Barnes of the Ravens on Brian Westbrook of the Eagles.





















Yes, that is his jockstrap. That is all...

Oh yeah look at this one too

The Coolest Nigg...Artist

I made these two new Lupe Fiasco wallpapers today. I was gonna make a third and fourth but I'm gonna use the idea I had for the third with a picture of me (hope I don't break the camera) and the fourth is being tabled till tomorrow (because I am hungry...and lazy...and my arms hurt...not for that reason though)

Oh yeah and I did this one too (a while ago though)

You may think why Lupe? And I have a good answer for that: Why not? (I didn't say a good answer...oh wait I did :/ )

Tell me what you think

Kanye Remixes

Some of the weirdest people are getting on remixes for Kanye songs. I'll let you guess:

One is a rapper who claimed to be a druglord...but is in truth a former officer himself

And the other is...eff' it, think Baby Boy

Heartless Remix
Say You Will Remix

Is it Possible...

That sports commentators make their comments as homo-erotic as possible to attract homosexual viewers. I know it's a stereotype but not many gays (no offense intended) watch sports and maybe if it sounds more appealing...they may watch more...or something.

Weird post, I know, but I just watched the commentators for the Bucs vs. Saints game go on a super...homosexual rant about how Ronde Barber went through so much "for Cato June to get it (the pick) from behind." and how the Bucs running game was "shoving it down their throats".

I have no problem with gays, but WTF commentators !?

Notice Anything Different...

Yea, new background I'm trying out and I removed the neglected ahhh chatbox. If u wanna say something use comments (which more people are using and it makes me do this ^_^)
If you haven't figured out, thats my Favorite emoticon.

If you do graphics send them to me (Man Sk8s...another inside joke) and they will be featured alongside my own in a slideshow that's going in the c-box's (why does that sound dirty?) spot.

Plaxico Burress Shot Himself...No Joke

But that doesn't mean it isn't funny!

In what I can only imagine is like the video below from 8 Mile, Plaxico Burress, superstar(cough) Giants reciever, shoots himself in the thigh.

What's worse is he could be facing 3 to 5 if he wasn't licensed...dummy

Black Friday MUST Be This Serious...

Because nothing says Christmas like fights, tramplings, and murder (In the FIRST DEGREE!!!)

- Two a$$holes kill each other (to death...inside jokes I love em!) in a Toys R Us Shootout!
- Multiple a$$holes trample a WalMart worker...

And then there's this video in which two chicks fight (well one kicks the @$#% out of the other...)


Wow America, good job being civilized and shxt...watch out for the last minute rush.

The "U Probly Neva Heard" Files Pt. 2

(Im glad I made this, cause Im gettin a loooot of use out of it :D)

I was just listening to my iPod (I won't say where but let's just say...you know what nevermind) and came across this gem. It apparently didn't make Food & Liquor but it is connected to the story of The Cool (wonder where you heard that before)

Theme Music To A Drive By

Check this one out too

You'd Never Expect it But...

I just saw something that pissed me off...so I'm stress blogging...and somehow that brought me to thinking about the Game

Ciara - I'm On

The song sounds so different than what she usually puts out...but I cant even pay attention to it...when I look at that picture.

I love her... (and I don't even know if I'm joking here)

Im On

Dont Wear These if You're Drunk...

Yea trying something new is usually a good thing...but these are pretty crazy looking. Don't know if I could wear them.

John Legend - Casino

Gotta love John Legend music (no homo) I'm just hoping that this isn't album material...or else my inbox will be getting a visit.

Casino

Dial M for Murder!!!

So the Italian Police discovered a true blue Cellphone Gun in a Mafia raid. It shoots 4 .22 cal. bullets when you press the keypad. Its a good idea, but who has a cell phone that looks like that anymore.

Im not one to talk with my Metro (even though it has a QWERTY) but that would have been perfect in the 80's...just looks a little too out of place for now.

Thanksgiving...

was cool but I couldn't post because of...computer troubles (yea let's go with that)

It's funny how Thanksgiving lasts just a couple of hours. Think about it, after Halloween comes CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS!

WTF, the middle child Thanksgiving gets a couple of hours, might as well call it National Obesity Day. Oh yeah and it even gets overshadowed by its minutes younger twin Black Friday.

Oh yeah and as far as football, three BLOWOUTS and no Bucs so it was pretty boring.

So yea get your Christmas shopping started (unless you're one of those crazy Black Friday campers)

3 Stacks!!!

A pic of my hero Andre 3k in commemoration of our (my) 3000th page view!
That is all...

Cassie Ventura

Another to add to my list of incredible girls (the pictures on the right bar---->)

Cassie Ventura































Stepped on the scene with that (slightly annoying) song Me and U, then slipped back off the scene. She came back up again doing more modeling than singing (and I love her for it!)

So enjoy some eye candy (but don't go too far)













































































Oh yeah this was a low budget version of Me and U where she shows that the song IS basically about her fellatio skills



(and she falls)

If You Need This, You Probably Shouldn't BE Driving

Its an iPod/iPhone/iEtc. breathalyzer BUT WAIT it's also an FM TUNER (crowd noise!!!!)

If you recieve this as a present (or buy it for yourself...) take it as a hint...get some HELP!

B.o.B. New Ish...

Two new songs from one of my new favorite rappers. I still like Lonely People the best though...

I hope the DMCA doesn't take it down but here is

Gangster (produced by himself)
and
Im Dat Nigga (Feat TI with some funny ass banter at the end)

Side Note: only 10 till 3k views

It Must Really Be Cold in the D...

This chick is like an American Idol contestant who has NO IDEA that although the room is quiet, everyone will laugh their ass off once she leaves.

And she was so into it...

Props to the 2DopeBoyz

C-Walk? More like...

Yea, they think Saints CB Jason David did the Crip Walk (which means a fine IS coming)
However, in my opinion this looks nothing like the infamous C Walk and they should spend more time fining Matt Light for smashing Channing Crowder's head in (who I met at a Dillard Game kinda)

I Haven't Found...

A watch I didn't like yet (at least from Tokyo).

The Tokyoflash Denshoku is a cool looking watch, although it doesn't stop glowing...ever. Its a little confusing until you read this though...

Press a button and a number of the twelve light bars will brighten up three times—once for hours, then for groups of ten minutes, then for single minutes. Pressing the button again will speed up the time display.

Id cop that tho yo (New York today, no Olde English)

The iCharge Eco

On the same day that I was called a Geo-Bitch (I dont waste paper...) I find a solar powered iPhone/iPod/DS/etc. charger concept.

Its only on sale in Japan right now (where every American is big...nuff said) so Im sorry to tease you.

Chris Brown - Forever Remix Feat Lupe and Lil Wayne

A song with Lupe and Lil Wayne is like...marshmallows and peanut butter (which I found out is a Fluffernutter apparently) but it works pretty well.

Wayne tries to rap more than sing and Lupe rips as usual

Check it out (Google it for a download because Im not giving to DMCA a reason to okeydoke me anymore)

Shoe of the Week 9

Shoe of the week 9 (which skipped an S the first type-through) is going to be quite different (still trying out Olde English) Im posting this one to start a discussion (in the comments section hopefully)

Nike Dunk High WOMENS???























We all know that sometimes in the quest to keep sexy, girls wear mens' shoes and thats okay (as long as they don't look the part) however, I was having a convo with a friend (to whom's blog you should visit) and he thought these were mens'.

So I wonder, if they look good and manly enough for the wearer's taste, is it equally cool for a guy to wear womens' shoes (in his size of course)?

Post your thoughts in the comments (or c box) (or email me) (or send a postcard, whatever)

Drake - A Little Bit Feat Lykke Li

Ok Im ready to admit it, Drake is one of my new favorite rappers (and yes I did watch Degrassi, a shame Im sure) and its also a shame that if you Google "Drake" you get Drake Bell...

On this song he's singing (sans auto tuner ^_^ ) and rapping and Lykke Li (or what I guess is her) as a very alluring voice.

Good song, check it out (Its already on my iPod)

A Little Bit

Jeezy - Rumor Has It Feat Pharell

Apparently an unreleased track (I guess since it didn't fit the Recession concept) and it sounds pretty good.

Its a little to calm for Jeezy but it's right for Pharell (I guess thats how you spell his name but I can never remember if it's one R or two)

Cop It

Common - Punch Drunk Love Feat Kanye

Off of the upcoming Universal Mind Control (that's supposed to sell for 99 cents :] ) and Kanye seems to be back to his old ways.

Here's a link to listen (since it's album material and my dawg Common deserves yo cash!)

The Layout

Is looking kinda crowded but I'm gonna leave it up for at least a few days to see everyone's(who will vote) reaction. So far one person has said No (gotta love punctuality)

So voice your opinion and comment on why so I can get back to giving you what you like (get your mind out of the gutter :/ )

I Fxcked Up...

I was sooooo intent on getting a 3-column layout that I ended up deleting all my widgets. So if you see any mistakes or things I missed let me know (comments or chat box) and tell me if you like it or not (comments or poll)

In short, why dont you ever talk to me anymore?(an elaborate set up for "That's what She Said!")

Chamillionaire - Internet Nerd's Brother

I like when song's have running story lines (like Lupe with the Streets, Game, and the Cool) so that helped this song out even though the first one was funnier.

Internet Nerds Brother

Luda Feat. Blizzy B!

Kinda funny, except for the cliche ahh newspaper thing...

I Need Readers Like This...

Over at Fake Shore Drive there's fans making custom Dunks. Where are these fans and why aren't they R3AL readers (or something more clever sounding than that).

Make it Rain on Em...

Another follower/friend of mine brings up this good point about making it rain last night and he already blogged about it. And the funny thing is what he hath spoken is truthful (yes I AM trying out Olde English)

My favorite line is something that I thought about doing myself

To make things more interesting would be to throw monopoly money, or the fake money from the dollar store that little kids can play with. Or better yet, having a gallon of silver change and pennies, then the rain would drop as rain, but hurt like hell.

So check out Desolate-Civilization for the meat and potatoes.

Theater of the Mind & 808s & Heartbreak

Are both effectively leaked and downloadable (surprise...) and although I'm not posting a direct link (since the DMCA loves to eff with me...) you can find them where I do link you to

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I haven't listened to either all the way but Luda looks promising and if you like Love Lockdown or Heartless, then Kanye should be a good fit for you

Arekah

I was still reeling from Diznee when I came across Arekah on Kanye's Blog. And all I have to say is OhhEmmGeeeeee!!!! Those Eyes (among other things) are so INCREDIBLE!

Here are a few of my favorites from the one's posted on Kanye's Blog

Keri Hilson - Turnin' Me On Feat Lil Wayne Video

Haven't watched it (or the last three I promised to watch...) but here it is



Im almost sure Keri is unbelievable sexy in it (hope I'm right)

Common Is a Blogger

Im a little backed up so this is kinda late...


The site is thinkcommon.com
(and it would be great if I made his links page...)

My feelings...

Haven't really blogged about my feelings (ever...)

But since Im trying to keep myself from screaming profanities since I didn't make the cut for an internship at Apple (WTF by the way) Im gonna say a couple of quick thoughts

- Diznee is one of the sexiest girls ever! (and if I get as much response as last time I'll have to post a lot of more pics of her)

- Apple how could you?

- Cockblockers run rampant nowadays (and have NO shame)

- Kenny...kill yourself lol (I know he'll never read this)

- That Foxy Brown song was like the first ever connect recieved for this blog (made me feel trill)

- I need more effin' page views (I'm a whore like that...and like that)

- Leave me comments because it makes me feel like Im not wasting my time (like with that Apple meeting...)

Frustrations out for the most part so regular posting will resume tommorow...now is time for the public humiliation but sleep first...

Foxy Brown

Don't really listen to Foxy but that pic looks like if homey on the right moved that hand, so much nipple would show.

So yea

Rikers Island (Bust it Anywhere)

I really like that parenthetical quote

Lil Wayne - Eat You Alive

I don't know why I'm posting the song because I haven't (and probably won't) listen to it. But the cover of The Drought Is Over Part 6 is what I call a case of "Irresponsible Photoshopping"

What the hell does that cover have to do with Wayne, Music, Rap, or life in effin' general. WTF!?



















Eat You Alive

(yea there's NOTHING wrong with that title at all...)

I DEFINITELY Dream of Diznee...

I think the first time I ever saw this chick was on a Myspace Layout and ever since then I have been Googling the S#%! out of her (get your mind out of the gutter!) so naturally I had to post these pictures I saw at the Cutie Blog (don't feel like linking so look at the Blog list...) and for the record my favorite is the boxing one :D

So yea her site is IDreamOfDiznee.com

The Sixth Follower

feels like I cheated because I actually know him. LMagick (the follower without a picture...) followed my lead and made a blog of his own. The Livest Nerd

One of his posts (which very much applies to me surprisingly) is about the ever-hated COCKBLOCKER!!!!

"She was running like the main character in some horror movie trying to get away from him and dude didn't get the message."

yea, sounds interesting? Well hit refresh like 15 times (hey, I want page views...) and check out his rant.

WTFlash Drive!?

A sperm flash drive!? WHAT THE F@$#*!!!

I can't thing of anybody who would want this (except for a certain girl I know...who's probably reading this...yes YOU)

BBC Gloves

They're cool for the fact that they make the Star Trak sign (all the time though...)

However, a not so smart friend of mine (Im sorry) asked where do the thumbs go.

808s & Heartbreak KAWS cover

Don't really know who this KAWS guy is, but Im starting to like his art (that I see a lot of on Kanye's Blog)

KAWS if you're reading (yeah, right) get at me artist-to-artist!

Coldplay - Lost Remix Feat. Jay-Z

Yea, I haven't watched it yet (surprised?) but I will tomorrow and I really like the song so like they say I may be losing but Im not lost.

Rihanna - Rehab Feat. Justin Timberlake

Once again, haven't watched it (but I'm looking forward to it, Rihanna) based on the pics I saw of it...she WILL be sexy in it.

Jeezy - Crazy World Video

I haven't watched it yet (in fact Im posting it so I can watch it tommorow :/ ) but Crazy World is one of my favorite songs on the album.

Shoe of the Week 8

My last post, down there (that's what she said) reminded me that I haven't done the shoe of the week for the...week

So since I've only posted Puma's one time before
Shoe of the Week 8 is

The 60th Anniversary Puma Clyde













I personally love the Clyde (I have the black and white ones :D ) and these two (especially the red) are fiyah!!!

The only problem is the suede (and the protection of that suede >_<) because EVERYTIME I wear them...somebody steps right the eff on them (no sorries either) just makes you wanna have a Nigga Moment

Hypebeast says they should be available at your local Puma dealer...but as to the price...you are on your own

My Christmas List

We're getting closer and closer to the most wonderful time of the year (no not that time where you...oh never mind) I'm talking about Christmas.

And as I've already pointed out to readers, friends, and family members I don't have the desire to "write" a Christmas list (because my heart will be broken :[ ) so I'll post it here for EVERYONE to see (and maybe buy for me and send to me?)

Item #1
As previously posted here the Air Yeezy

However due to the very selective color choices, I would want the Stealth Black pair


















I would give a whole song and dance about how cool they are...but I already did...here

So yea...buy em for me...please?

A Cautionary Tale...

This story that I lifted from Coedmagazine.com seems to be one of the funniest things I've read in a while...and also completely unbelievable (leading me to coin the phrase "funbelievable" get it? you dont? oh well...) It's quite a long read so get comfy...
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Call me a sick son-of-a-b*tch, but there are few things I love more than a good unfortunate/unexpected sh*t story. And by unfortunate/unexpected, I mean the kind of situation that is made extremely complicated and uncomfortable due to an unexpected bowel movement. The following is a totally true account of perhaps the greatest sh*t story ever. (The names and places have been changed to protect the innocent and the guilty. If you are easily offended, now is a good time to stop reading)

My friend Tim, (yes my FRIEND Tim, not me) was in LA a couple of years ago for the UT-USC Rosebowl game. After Texas’ big win, Tim and his buddies threw back a couple of monster burritos and hit the town for a few celebratory drinks and a little action. See where this is going?

Well, the few drinks became many, and the many became more. Tim was feeling plenty good and started talking it up with a sexy pseudo-Suicide Girl hanging out at the bar (we’ll call her Trinity). The two hit it off famously, downing shot-after shot until she finally asked him back to her place. It was on.

Four hours later, Tim woke up startled and disoriented to a horrific odor that was unfortunately all too familiar. The night before flashed before his eyes - the big burrito dinner, the dozens of Buttery Nipple and Sex on the Beach shots, the super-hot stranger sex and of course, the queezy feeling in his stomach before he passed out cold. “Oh sh*t,” he thought, literally, OH SH*T!

Tim sprang out of the bed in terror realizing that not only had he sh*t a stranger’s bed, but both their naked bodies had been tossing in his burrito-diarrhea for hours. Her bed resembled a crime scene. Thank God she was still asleep.

Tim was always quick on his feet and this situation was no different. Frantic, he grabbed a towel, wiped his body down and with the grace of a painter, dabbed the diarrhea around her nether-region. He quickly threw on his clothes and grabbed the pen and paper to write a note.

The note read:

“Trinity, you should be ashamed of yourself. You are the most disgusting human being I have ever met in my life. GET SOME HELP!”

Tim quietly placed the note on her bedside table, grabbed his coat and slipped out the front door, completely off the hook. Needless to say, he never saw Trinity again.

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All I've got to say is "there is NO WAY" that this guy could do that; however, if it happens to me in college...I will now know what to try.

The "I Definitely DId Not Alter" FIles

Although I (definitely) could have, this photo has NOT been altered and I DID NOT make it say Wigger.

That is why this picture is THE funniest thing I've seen today. If I need to explain why...then you're not looking hard enough (that's what she said)

808's & Heartbreak

can surely be downloaded by now (even if you have to piece it together yourself like I may or may not have) and I have to say that for what it is (which is auto tuney singing and very little rap at all) it's pretty decent.

I haven't heard Welcome to Heartbreak and Bad News yet (at least not in good condition) but if you like Love Lockdown or Heartless the rest of the CD should be pretty good for you.