Mandals...

One thing I've noticed about college is the fact that you need to be comfortable when walking. This however DOES NOT grant the right to constantly rock mandals.

Mandals are defined as a manly (if that much) pair of sandals. If its thonged its probably a mandal. They're just unbecoming really, I can see at the beach or in the shower or whatever but just walking around all day with them is wierd to me.

Dont get the wrong idea though, these are flip flops (or slides if you will) and are completely fine to wear whenever, I just for some reason have a problem with mandals.

I dont know maybe Im crazy but mandlas just look awkward to me.

MANLAW

While walking on Las Olas last night I came to the conclusion of another ManLaw. However, this applies to women as well.

If you are in sight of a hilarious and/or outrageous spectacle. Such as super skinny transvestites, or some dude wearing a shirt that says "Wedding Near, I need BEER!!", you MUST either get a candid picture or in the case of bad lighting, offer to ask the person in question for a better picture.

MANLAW.

Good thing I passed it after the fact, because there was no way I was gonna approach those anorexic trannies.

Man Law?

These were the funniest commercials a while ago but apparently have died. So in honor of they're awesomeness I'll promote a Man Law every now and then (no commitment since Im lazy)

Comment to amend or propose or agree (even though nobody will)

The phrase "NO HOMO" does not fix all gay and/or homosexual comments, if 3 out of 4 say its too late, the phrase is null and void.

MANLAW.

If two friends are intent on the same girl, and neither back down, they shall Roshambo to decide who gets first chance.
-Kyle in that Desolate ass Civilization

MANLAW.

aaaaand finito