Swine Flu

Yep gotta lay my two cents in on this one. If I hear about this supposed "swine flu" one more time I may have to kill someone myself.

I really dont see a connection between the pigs and the flu so why are they giving pigs another reason to be looked down upon and scaring the chitlins(pronunce it phonetically) out of everyone else?

Also, come on Mexico, step your game all the way up. First you lose the Mexican war, then theres this whole immigration thing, now you start a (supposed) pandemic!? They are really sucking at being America's beard.

Im really not saying anything other than bull right now so I'll end it here.Oh yeah and eat pork, bacon, and if you're lucky honey ham, because you definitely wont catch this "swine" flu from eating.

What's So Bad About Comic Sans?

I keep reading (mostly on Yahoo) that people are trying to get Comic Sans banned. WTF, is it all that serious?

People's main arguements are that its childish, immature, etc. ITS BASED ON COMIC FONTS, and last I checked comics are for the childish, immature, etc. (and cool ass people like me)

The designer says he hates it too, but he said:

"If you love it, you don't know much about typography," Mr. Connare says. But, he adds, "if you hate it, you really don't know much about typography, either, and you should get another hobby."

Well, I (claim) to know a little about typography, and though I definitely dont use it, I would if it fit my needs. Thats what people dont get, nobody is forcing you to use it and most of the people that do use it dont know how to get other fonts or it's probably the most fitting thing for that project.

And since that short attention span is starting to kick in I'll end on this.

I use Comic Sans...but Fuck Courier (hate that crap)

Yo Mama So Fat She Caused Global Warming

Is now not just a (lame) crack. According to some scientists they really believe fat people are helping global warming.

They say over eating fat people bring need for more food production which is a leader in CO2 emissions and they need bigger stronger cars to pull their massiveness and use more gas.

And to this I say

LMFAO

Wow if I remember correctly thats some circular ass reasoning and really even though it seems feasible it just makes you look stupid to imply that. Thats like saying "Its not MY fault, its that fat guy over there who's not gonna stand up for himself if I blame him"

Yeah, Scientists who proposed this, die slow...

Cassie...No

I know Im massively late but I have nothing to blog about and cant go two days without a post. So take a look at Ms. Cassie's new 'do.

She claims she needed a change...WTF

Obama becomes President and niggas do this! Cassies you lost a few sexy points on that one :(

Are You Serious!?

OMJ they're giving Plies a Flavor of Love type show. This is the trailer:

I think for THIS ONE it would be more appropriate to point out whats right about the video (because Id die typing pointing out all the wrongs)

Soooo...

Hmmm...

It comes in HD on YouTube (that's something)

Die slow, Mr.Plies

Iron Baby

Have you ever looked at Iron Man and thought:

"I bet a baby in an Iron Man suit would be adoooorable"

Well if so then this (or a blow to the head) may be for you!

Gay Fish Full Song

They released a full CD quality version of this.

As comedic as it is...the novelty is wearing off sooooo get it quick

Do You Like FishSticks?

April Fools Day

To ME is a day thats an excuse for people to be assholes to each other.

BUUUUT, my friends dont need an excuse to be assholes (really, they practice it as a profession) And by proxy that means I dont need an excuse to be an asshole (although I have a much higher moral code...maybe) so it's just a regular day until I really think about it.

I was gonna make a post to fool everbody, but it's already 10:00 and Im tiiiiiiired....sooooo do one yourself (it's called being interactive).

Good news though I did get like two good Fool's jokes today (one was re-used...Imani...lol)

aaand there's no such thing as a good April Fools Day picture...so dont expect one...

The Bad Thing Is SOMEBODY Is Bound to Buy One...

A fortune telling watch...Bull-honkey (Im blogging PG today)

Its supposed to fill that bedpan shaped part with brown (to emphasize its bull-ish-ness probably) everyday for a 90 minute period called Raju Kaal...which is apparently an unlucky time to make big decisions and other stuff.

Yea, and this is gonna sell for like $2000 according to FoolishGadgets.

I love watches (there pretty cool I guess) but this...this is Bull (god I should really curse here)

Your Suicide...You're Doing It Wrong

No comment....



no really....



the end....

Ahhhh what the heck! Who is really gonna waste the metal producing this (unless of course its a photoshopped fake...which is extremely likely). Good concept though...but why go through the trouble of making it a six shooter?

This Dad is An Asshole...

Can't you just see him gloating and rubbing it in his kid's face afterwards?

"Thats why you dont mess with the Dad-Train Son!" or
"In your Mom's Face!...Tonight!"

I like how BannedInHollywood said he was probably the guy who got juked on in the game and then got beat up for it.

lmao...

Wow...Chill, Guy

So some dude kept bothering Obama at a basketball game, and all I can say is LMAO. You can tell he wants the guy to just chill out because he never makes eye contact with him.

I can imagine it now:"Oh shit nigga! He dunked that bih...hit me up top Obama!"
And did you notice that in every picture his mouth is wiiiide open like he's yelling at the top of his lungs...even when everyone else is looking in the opposite direction.

Ahhhh good times...and if you cant tell I got the story from MediaTakeOut

What.The.Hell?

How can a man of questionable character, who stomped (and gashed) another players face ON THE JOB (forgot football was his job didn't you?) get
ONE HUNDRED FREAKING MILLION DOLLARS (and $41 mil. guaranteed)

Redskins you understand we're in a recession right? What the heck is up with these guys? Wow...he better be the best player ever (since he's getting payed accordingly)

More Stupid Fun

Ever looked at a site and thought "Wow, this would look great with a fat strip of bacon slapped across it"....

No?

You Sure?

Well, neither have I but you have to give bacolicio.us points for trying. And it is pretty funny for the first few sites.

Oh yeah and spoon if you thought I took a picture of my computer screen with bacon on it...and if you dont know what spoon is...spoon again (ask somebody lol...omg thats the second time I've said lol on the blog)

Since When is Weave Bulletproof?

Woman deflects a bullet with...her weave. This story is pretty uninteresting to me...but it is incredible that FOX would go so low to show "unbeWEAVEable" on their station.

Wow, they suck.

How Could You Chris?

Why not get arrested for something cool...now you're just a wife beater!

Funny story though, I heard somebody say that he did it because she gave him a herpe...thats right, not herpes...just the singular one (obviously a slip of the tongue but i lmao'ed)

I Have Seen The Epitome of DNS

DNS: Dumb Nigga Shxt

I mean no disrepect by the word nigga (in fact its one of my favorite words) but I mean all disrespect in the world when I apply the tag DNS to something.

The Stanky Legg (ohhh its so cool to misspell words!) is the epitome of all DNS in the world.

Not only is the song terrible but the video involves all things associated with dumb niggas: sexy girls, dancing, unnecessary special effects, basketball, the word "swagg" (ooo I hate that word so much), and probably more but I just could not watch anymore without killing myself (it's kinda like watching the Ring tape)

I in no way will post that crap and make them feel better about themselves so I'll link to Self-Grandeur where I found out about this abomination.

MLK would be so proud of them...

The Officer Ricky & Curtis Show

Ok I reeeeeally didn't care about this "beef" between two questionable rappers but now its a little funny and I can see something that might make it funnier.

Backstory: Rick Ross and 50 (homosexual) cent are beefing and I doubt that either can rap (never thought 50 was good and Ross made a few good songs but not anymore)

Ok the funny part is in this "Officer Ricky" episode (where 50 apparently learned to use ms paint and windows movie maker) he puts Jay Z Beyonce and Young Jeezy in the mix...omg Jeezy is gonna rip this guy (I dont know about Jay Z...and for that matter if Beyonce drops a diss song...I'll die...of laughter)

I dont feel like typing about this anymore so I'll just keep looking in my Google Reader until I see a Jeezy diss...and then I can say "I Blogged You So" (wow that would have been a good name for a blog)

For The Cannibal in Your Life

Who the hell (or is it whom the hell?) would buy speacial gummy HEARTS. This takes a whole new meaning to heartbreaker, heartless, and evil heart eating bitch (which I've actually heard in the halls before...Im disappointed that I never found out why)

I hope they at least taste good (I also hope that they dont make anymore anatomically correct gummies)

The Oh S#%* Moment

An intellectual property that I have been trying to coin lately is what I call the (pardon my language) "Oh Shit!" moment.

I named it this because this is what I believe everyone wants to yell at the exact moment when they notice all their plans, hopes, or expectations have gone straight to hell!

I imagine you may want visual aid of this so here are a few:


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

You see the face he made in the fifth square (where it looks like he may say "Oh Shit!" or some variation of it) that is the essential Oh Shit moment (not to mention completely funny)























This is a classic example of (photoshopping) the Oh Shit moment (although I have no real commentary about this one)

So yea, long story short The Oh [expletive] Moment happens to everyone (and I should patent it instead of blogging about it)

(good job finishing strong mr.blogger...that was sarcasm...and me blogging to myself...disregard)