Oh, I Forgot,

I got my ear pierced (on the left, this is a mirror picture)

That whole right ear, left ear thing is a real bother though, like I dont care for it...

Maybe Ill do like Imani wants and get gauges (haha, like hell)

I feel so awkward for doing it, its just so not me (spur of the moment kind of thing really), but the bitches enjoy it (I suppose) so Ill keep it for now.

Sorry mommy :D

A Few Things...

Im lazy, as evidenced by my blatant neglect of the blog (hopefully, that'll keep you guys hungry for more...I doubt it though)

I have not given up though, I will post a bunch of shit at times like this (when I should be doing more important things like studying, or having a social life or something)

Fun fact of the day? I dont own long jeans...and this club apparently doesn't accept you without them, so I did...LAUNDRY (fun timesssss)

Moral of the story, Im going to the mall tommorow...

My First Attempt At Photo "Correction"

I dont really like the term photo "correction" because photos are meant to show exactly what a person looks like (except in the cases of us non-photogenic people) and the "business" has gotten too dependent on portraying an untrue picture of people lately.

I like to keep it classic so if and when I get into the "business" I'll try to keep the "correction" to a minimum (even at the cost of profits...probably)

So this is me w/ a seminole logo (vain I know) and some fruity little cool fucking swirls (excuse my French) and I even did a little "correction" on some small blemishes to see if I could still do it.

Im posting it on facebook too so dont look at it too hard...and maybe I'll post the original w/ markups of what I "corrected"

Rebel Without A Name

A few of my recent works (I posted on Facebook) and I think Im getting better in my opinion...I love it when I go from lost and idealess to having a spark to producing that finished product.

My only real problem is I need a brand name and I am so lost on that front. A few I thought of are AKrOnyM, TWOface, and INVERSE

They're not as great as they could be, so if you have any ideas let me know...please

Birthday Synopsis

It was pretty good, despite the fact that Myspace changed my birthday to Jan. 1, 1909 so nobody on there knew it was my birthday (despite the fact that nobody goes on there anymore) Facebook showed love and even MyCokeRewards sent me an email.

I got three shirts and a hat (I guess I'll start wearing hats) so thanks to my brother, Jaleel (ha, you're names on the internets now)

Seatbelts may save you in a crash, but when you're not moving dont wear them or else you're basically being held down for people to hit you.

Never dance in an elevator unless you know all of the people inside (kyle)

Never play pool around drunk guys who think they can teach you (kinda creepy)

And I cant throw up a middle finger on my right arm because its still sore from people who hit with rings.

Also, apparently today is Kanye's birthday (happy birthday if he actually reads this...I doubt it) so that means I share a B-day with Prince, and come a day before Kanye...June produces some pretty fresh (and/or weird) people...better yet Geminis as a whole fit that description.

18 Years Old

Me, not the blog, is this who I thought I'd be when I was in the second grade? I doubt it but who the eff cares what a jit thinks (joking of course...wheres the lol? Not on the blog...well not much)

I thought Id feel different or whatever, but I came to realize Im gonna be a big ass kid forever probably...so keeping with the irresponsibility of childhood I might be too lazy to post anything tommorow/today (its about 12:10 pm so it could be either)

So yea, Happy Birthday To Me

Post High School Pre College

Describes my life right now:

Semi-boring days (filled with video games and photoshop) and semi-eventful nights (parties, get togethers, movies, and what not)

Im kinda pissed though that I get an extra short summer since I have to report to FSU in like 14 days...missing two confirmed and possibly more unconfirmed parties

Although I lose track of the days Im generally happy right now, guess Im going to college soon, leaving some people behind (Ill be back...a lot) 18th birthday tommorow (being June 7) and a bunch of other things are tumbling through my head but I dont feel like typing anymore...so im outty

Radio Silence...

Sorry for that long ahhh pause in blogging but ive been busy lately. Graduated yesterday (hated that hat) and I've been doing other things.

No matter the pause Im pretty sure I'll keep blogging (you just have to have patience grasshopper)

My birthday is next Sunday by the way...in case anyone loves me enough to say...buy me those red and black Blazers from before.

Prepare for blogging on steroids again today...

Out of School...For Now

Graduation Saturday, High School's officially over, depressing.

Life's about to start (depressing as well) and the best advice I ever got about being in the "real world" is guard your anus.

"Life is always trying to rape you, sometimes without vaseline, so guard your anus"

- Various Sources

Ill miss all my 010, 11, and 12 friends but you guys know where to find me (the facebook, el bloggo, and maybe even myspace, oh and that primitive ass thing called the phone lol)

So yea, you are about to witness blogging on steroids due to the postless last two days.

Its Over 9000!

and almost 10,000 so keep pressing that refresh button.

High schools almost over, saddening.

Gotta keep in touch with everyone on facebook, gmail, and here of course.

In the words of my homeboy Sean J.

Shwayyy

Yours Truly...

A little something I just whored together. I drew inspiration from my boy Orin at Orinary Creations, the type and boxes idea from the Picture Whore, Imani, and the lyrics from good ol' Kanye.

I also realized how bad 3 megapixels is nowadays especially compared to my 8.2 Samsung soo Ill definitely be snapping up primarily from the Sammie from now on.

Im Pooped

Sorry for the two days of non posting, but between Grad Bash (one of the LIVEST days of my life) and AP Tests ( ughhhh...) Im just not posting.

Pics and funny ass videos either tomorrow or the day after (for sure son!!!!...or daughter) and shoe of the week tomorrow too. But now? Most likely Facebook then sleep.

High School

Is coming dangerously close to ending. Its been a good ride (that's not over yet) but for you freshies, sophies, and juniors, enjoy the time...because the closer you get to graduating the more the (crap)flood gates open.

Grad Bash Saturday, expect pics opinions and reviews son!!!...(or daughter if that comment offends you)

Sketches

Yea every now and then I get a burst of vitality and do something positive with my life. So I scanned a few of my sketches (what I use to stay awake in AP Gov.) and I think they kinda suck but everyone I show seems to be at least generally impressed.

So although they are completely unedited, take a look comment and generally be a responsible reader:

The Funniest Typo You Missed

Too late now but you guys missed out on yours truly's funniest mistake in a while.

"Obama becomes pregnant and niggas do this! "

Yea bad spell check usage there lmao. The reader who can point out which post it came from wins a special post...maybe.

Boy Im glad I learned to lol at myself.

My Thoughts on Blogging

So today Im walking with a (semi) friend and this girl and she's like "So you guys just sit around and blog all day?" and I thought (and said) "Not really"

Blogging to me is just a way to say something that I think people would be interested in. I have a lot of crap tumbling around in my head and Im too quiet of a person to say it all in person. That is really why The R3AL exists (besides the possibility of money).

I may crank out like five posts in a day or just one in three days but I always have something to say or communicate. Those five posts days Im just really heated/creative/thoughtful/bored.

I dont spend hours doing this (really its like 20 mins on posting days) so I still (kinda) have a life so yea, had to get that off my chest.

And to commemorate this delve into my psyche (and what may be the only post of the day) here are four of my friends/bloggers who consistently crank out good shit (Ill do more one day):

(click the pic for the link)
My homie Shawn C, a photographer, and shoe guy (he's got the Hare 1's) definitely check that out.








(click for link of course)
Kyle "Desolate Civilization" Dambrowski my soon to be rival (UF vs FSU) and Mr.Project 365 himself.

















(you know what to do)
My BESTEST BUDDY Imani Stickani! Another photog/shoe/all around person. New in the blog game so you should definitely check her out.
















(Do I really have to say it?)
LarryFitzgerald Freeman the (self proclaimed) Livest Nerd. No real category for this guy soooo...click and learn.

UPDATE:: noL (sorry for being too lazy to type it out) gets an honorable mention for pointing out my failures.

Notice Anything Different?

Yes the old and beloved header is gone...(it was getting boring)

So in a quick burst I created this new one.

There are still tweaks to make but the fun thing is it leaves open an opportunity for my readers (not the RSS readers though...gotta give up actual page views for this one)

Submit a funny quote and if it's good enough at the end of the week I'll put it on the banner (where the flight school line is)

So yea send in funny quotes (you should probably know my humor by now) and if it's good enough you can reach (semi) fame!

April Fools Day

To ME is a day thats an excuse for people to be assholes to each other.

BUUUUT, my friends dont need an excuse to be assholes (really, they practice it as a profession) And by proxy that means I dont need an excuse to be an asshole (although I have a much higher moral code...maybe) so it's just a regular day until I really think about it.

I was gonna make a post to fool everbody, but it's already 10:00 and Im tiiiiiiired....sooooo do one yourself (it's called being interactive).

Good news though I did get like two good Fool's jokes today (one was re-used...Imani...lol)

aaand there's no such thing as a good April Fools Day picture...so dont expect one...

Changes...

Are in store...
mostly artistic...
leave your thoughts if you're feeling democratic

Nooooo!

The Buccaneers have released Derrick Brooks, Joey Galloway, Cato June, Warrick Dunn, and Ike Hilliard. And all I can think (or choose to say) is WTF?

Yes, they are all pretty old, but that doesn't mean that they should be cut when they are PROVEN veterans. (Especially with the subpar looking draft class this year)

Raheem Morris I hope you know what you're doing...