A Success Story...

This is Olivia Munn...

She helped host Attack of the Show on G4 (the video game channel)

She sucked...

She looks good and gave nerds awkward boners...

And now shes got an issue of Playboy...

Lesson: Even if you suck at what you choose you can succeed (sorry Ms.Munn <3 lol)

Budlight + Porno = Hilarity

So a guy walks into what looks like a corner store for some budlight and porno and walks out with a story that could lead some people to suicide...

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LMAO at "Check under the counter, that's where we keep all of the really weird shit"

You're A Rockstar Pornstar!

Rihanna, Kelis, and (drumroll please...) Cassie!

All three are now officially pornstars (and the internet must surely be on fire). Kelis has a sextape, and Rihanna...and CASSIE...have nekkid piktographs (want a link? its called Google) and all I can say is wow. Especially since this is probably three publicity stunts...well not Kelis since its the reason shes getting divorced.

Better yet, its Cassie before the whole crazy haircut thing.

I could rambe on, but im more interested in finding out how I can be a pornstar...joking of course.

All Day?

So a certain porn addict I know (and Kanye West, too) hipped me to this pretty cool pic.








































The site had this to say about it:

Poster done for the "A CELEBRATION OF JUNE" exhibition, wow! By Corle1(flickr). Having fun creating a typography based on 70´s Porn..

Bold design...

I Like Porn!!!!

is a song (admit it, you were expecting videos)

A Parody of Cookie Jar and it actually works as a song. I have a friend I'd like to dedicate this to he knows who he is (even though I should publicly embarrass him)

The Song is here