Wii-mote? More Like WEED-Mote!

For all of you who don't know (like me a day ago) Hemp IS weed, or more likely rope made from cannabis or something like that. So I find it very odd that someone would make a Wii-mote covered in what is more than likely a very illegal substance.





















The jackass in me wants to say something like "What happens if there's a house fire?" or "I wonder how that'll affect his Wii Fit Age?" (by the way, it called me Obese >_
Read more about it here.

Difference?

The first thing I thought of when I saw Tim Tebow, Mr.Heisman himself, in that picture on the right was the infamous Michael Jackson.

SMH @ Tebow and whoever thought that that would be a cool picture or ad or whatever its meant to be.

Heartbreak Drake

No I have not gone gay (since the title almost implies that) but Drake is pretty good and that warrants you downloading this mixtape and giving him a listen...and maybe commenting about it on my site...making everyone feel better

Tracklisting looks like this:
1. Heartbreak Drake Intro
2. Say Whats Real (Produced By Kanye West)
3. A Little Bit (feat. Lykke Li)
4. Cant Stop Missing U (feat. Trey Songz)
5. Ransom (feat. Lil Wayne)
6. Man Of The Year (feat. Lil Wayne)
7. Pop Rose’ (feat. Trey Songz)
8. Sooner Than Later
9. Money 2 Blow
10. Replacement Girl (feat. Trey Songz)
11. Brand New
12. Come Real (feat. Kyoko)
13. Take Your Girl (feat. Lil Wayne)
14. Closer 2 My Dreams (feat. Adreena Mills)
15. The City Is Mine (RMX)
16. Forever (feat. Lil Wayne & Nutt Da Kid)
17. I’m Still Fly
18. Swagga Like Us
19. This Bitch Is Crazy
20. Stunt Hard (feat. Lil Wayne & Nut Da Kid)
21. Goin In 4 Life
22. Teach U A Lesson (feat. Robin Thicke)
23. Cannonball (feat. Colin Munroe)
24. Brand New (RMX) (feat. Lil Wayne)

N.A.S.A. - Gifted Feat. A Lot of People

I dont know what picture to use...SORRY :D

I said "A lot of people" because if I wrote Kanye West, Santogold, and Lykke Li, that headline would be huge (that's what she said)

The song is a little...different, but if you like those techno beats (or UMC) you might really like it...and Kanye's rapping on it sans auto tune and stuff.

Gifted (like me...yea I went there)

I AM NOT A Dope Boy...

Ok so I'm standing on the corner (yea, it sounds funny and I receive ample cracks about it) waiting for my ride and this guy (kinda fat, about 40) walks by. Anybody who knows me, knows I am the farthest thing from a Dope Boy (I actually see a little amount of bitch in my heart, gotta fix that soon) but the guy walks by and we have a dialogue something like this:

HIM: "Hey wassup soldier"

ME:"Wassup man"

HIM: "I know man, aint no money in these streets is it?"

ME: "I know man"

HIM: "Yea"

ME: "Im just waitin' for a ride though (lmao-ing in my head)"

HIM: "Oh, Oh, Oh! Alrite then"

I can only guess he thought I was selling (since I was wearing a black tee, standing on the corner) but I had a bookbag on and was 10 FEET from a school (anybody knows that selling near a school is soooo much more time in jail....where you will most likely be anally raped)

Long story short, I hope I don't look like a Dope Boy, especially since Im a nerd (A FRESH one though!)

Keyshia Cole, How You've Changed...

Take a look at Ms.Keyshia, lookin all fine and dandy.

I guess some money sure can fix you up (not that she was anywhere near ugly before) Although this "makeover" she experienced does equate to a good look (in more ways than one) what kind of message is that for young girls?

"If you don't like your body, then spend your money to get it fixed!" sounds like some bullstuff to me

Enough of that rant, Here's a song to make up for it

Awkward Subject Matter...

My love affair (no homo) with Hulu continues now that I saw this on the site (thanks Toby). Reminds me of Dick in a box (which is the best thing ever from SNL)



I can't think of any situation that this should ever happen in (but it does remind me of American Pie when the guy came too soon and it was on a webcam)

Its funny that I post this right after hearing that this blog is dirty but I've always had impeccable timing lol.

Tetris Ice Cubes

Never thought I'd make two posts about ice trays but they both warrant the honor of being posted here.

Now you can lay an L-Block in your Patron (or soda, for those of us who...don't drink) and for their coolness $7 cant be beat!

More Robots!!!

Like I said, I love robots (see here) and these wooden robots keep the tradition alive.

I realize they have NO practical use whatsoever but look at em...they're fresh!!!

Random Dumbness

From the same site (*hint*look at the watermark *hint*) that this fail came from, I saw this and it's pretty funny for what it's worth.

R3AL Thoughts...

Every once in a while I do these posts (since they are a quick way to get out a lot of ideas without separate posts)

So my thoughts:

- OJ Simpson deserves the relentless anal rape he will receive in prison. If you get away with murder...YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO DUMB SHXT ANYMORE!!!! (33 years is too short)

- I flippin' hate the concept of time, I guess Im just afraid of change or something like that but they need to hurry up and make a time machine or something.

- Fast or speeded (or is it sped???) up music is sooo dumb...but it is soooo catchy. Im ashamed of myself for liking some of it.

- Good beats go to bad rappers (see Solja Boy)

- I need to learn to live without regrets...because they are so gay (no offense)

- Having feelings makes me feel...awkward

So yea, you just delved into my psyche...how does it feel? (that's what she said)

Shoe of the Week 11

These shoes looked pretty ugly to me until today, but they do look good on girls and then I saw this colorway and I figured "not only does it look cool, but it matches the blog!" (like these Pumas)

The Jordan 6 Rings






















Like I said they match the blog which has my two favorite colors (guess which ones...) and although they have the same problem that I see in ALL Jordans (TOO MANY COLORS) these seem a bit more manageable.

The only problems I can guess on (since I dont have any hint hint) are the sole looks a bit awkward and the strings look like Timbalands (thick as faawk)

So yeah, these + me would = so much FRESHNESS!!!!

Softwear By Microsoft

No seriously, Microsoft will be launching their own clothing line...and all I can think of is what would have happened if I showed up to my interview for that Apple internship (that I didn't get!) wearing this shirt (which is pretty awesome for nerd-wear)

Sex Education Fail

Not only is the question funny as hell, but the site I saw this on said something like

"Yea I totally didn't pee for 24 hours and my penis hole closed up and I had to get surgery to open it"

Of course after reading that I LMAO'ed even more.

Luda - Press the Start Button

A Theater of the Mind Bonus Track. It sounds pretty good but it feels short (that's what she said) even though its four minutes long (that's what she said as well)

Press the Start Button