Tell Everyone about The R3AL

Yea I'm starting to feel real insecure about the small amount of 2000 views in a month and a half...come on tell your friends, enemies, parents, teachers, and miscellaneous associates. In fact here are FIVE reasons why you should:
1. Because you read it (hopefully) and you are COOL
2. Because it DOESN'T suck (which is my #1 goal)
3. Because Myspace gets boring when you have no messages
4. Because Facebook is freakin' hard to use (for a beginner like myself)
5. Because my President is Black (and my blog is too, and I'll be god damned if I'm not too)

Disclaimer: White people, please still read...