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Funny ass site (almost as funny as FML, really) Im not getting paid for advertising so...thats all Im gonna say lmao...a few of my favorites though:

(303): Some wasted-face girl just asked me what my top 10 sex positions were... I listed off the 4 i actually know then proceeded to list off plant names. It got weird when she said she had tried snapdragon...?

(281): had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.

(703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more